Auster of the Feather Office!

Fixer grade 4 and open to messages! 🐴

[austere-without-an-end]

Auster here! Grade 4 fixer, at your service!

Many hellos~ I’m Auster, a fixer apart of the Feather Office down at the south end of District 24. If you are looking to hire us, our office is in the giant hole in the ground with stairs leading down into it. Can’t miss it!

Former heishou member, along with a number of small fixer offices. Feel free to ask me whatever you would like, I shall do my best to deliver!

I will add more to this post as is deemed necessary at a later date. For now though, do consider hiring the Feather Office! It would be much appreciated. <3

Hi! Mod Comet, here, this is just a silly RP blog I’ve been wanting to make because I keep seeing a bunch of limbus blogs on my page and they intrigue me greatly. Lol I (mod comet) am the only person running this blog and I am specifically terrible at responding to stuff quickly, so it might take me like 30 minutes to get back anything happening on the blog. My bad LOL. Also, I usually talk in the tags in third person, don’t question it. I don’t know why either. Relevant tags for the blog are on this intro post, I hope you have a great day or night! - Mod 💫 PS: magic anons are so fun, feel free to cause chaos with literally whatever you want ANOTHER PS: btw Auster is on artfight :D

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[austere-without-an-end]

I need to know. how old are you

Oh?? Odd question, though I shall answer all the same. 35!

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Hey I'll have you know I'm good at investigations as well as breaking and entering. Saves me money on having to consult the Seven.

And I have nothing to do, so...

[austere-without-an-end]

You really do not have to my friend, it’s rather silly of me to be this worked up but the offer is very much appreciated, I promise!

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Silly shmilly! This is important business! I know an opportunity when I see one!

Just tell me everything and I'll be off!

[austere-without-an-end]

I fail to see how “important business” lines up with this situation but if you insist??? I suppose??

… red coat, almost like a mix of the Liu’s and Thumb’s though I know that does not narrow it down much. Two other people with, didn’t see a pin or logo. Is that enough..?

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Gotcha gotcha gotcha. Time to start scoutin'

// Kath almost immediately bolts away, almost cracking the ground a she does.

[austere-without-an-end]

// Auster just sits there completely dumbfounded for a moment.

So this is happening, I guess????

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Okay so I'm back, two things: You'd be surprised how many red coats there are in The City. And also I've boiled down their main location to either District 9 or District 10.

Maybe not a home district, but they've been seen hanging around the area the most often.

[austere-without-an-end]

I.. I am shocked you found much of anything with how little information that was.

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Hey I'll have you know I'm good at investigations as well as breaking and entering. Saves me money on having to consult the Seven.

And I have nothing to do, so...

[austere-without-an-end]

You really do not have to my friend, it’s rather silly of me to be this worked up but the offer is very much appreciated, I promise!

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Silly shmilly! This is important business! I know an opportunity when I see one!

Just tell me everything and I'll be off!

[austere-without-an-end]

I fail to see how “important business” lines up with this situation but if you insist??? I suppose??

… red coat, almost like a mix of the Liu’s and Thumb’s though I know that does not narrow it down much. Two other people with, didn’t see a pin or logo. Is that enough..?

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Gotcha gotcha gotcha. Time to start scoutin'

// Kath almost immediately bolts away, almost cracking the ground a she does.

[austere-without-an-end]

// Auster just sits there completely dumbfounded for a moment.

So this is happening, I guess????

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hmm. . . I've decided. I'm going to help you find the pretty man. So you can talk to him.

We will not rest until you have taken this opportunity!

[austere-without-an-end]

shkfjgsjkskhs we really do not have to do this! You do not have to do this, I wish to be anything but a burden and this is rather silly anyway!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Shhhh silence. I have literally nothing to do. Helping people is my preferred activity.

Come, let's go.

[austere-without-an-end]

gjksjvjsksh

// they nod incredibly reluctantly

..Are you truly sure? You really do not need to help in any way, I don’t want things to not work out and then have all your efforts be for naught.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yep! I'm sure!

So, what did he look like? Clothes? Any pins or logos that might identify the office or syndicates?

[austere-without-an-end]

well, he had a red coat that looked partway between that of the thumb’s and the Liu association’s, though I am aware of how strikingly little that narrows it down, and I did not see a pin nor logo. I doubt it will help in any way, but there were two others there as well.

[definitelynotdistorter]

I see. . . Well in that case we have to look for red. It shouldn't be too hard actually, since most people don't wear bright colors in the city.

Alrighty. . . Did you see where he went?

[austere-without-an-end]

I did not, I rather unceremoniously went another route when I felt my face growing warm which don’t not leave much time for that.

I could bring you to where I saw him? If it would help?

[definitelynotdistorter]

Sure we don't have any other leads. Take this.

//gives Auster a detective hat and pipe, I already am dressed for detective work//

[austere-without-an-end]

I feel like I am in T corp with this attire..

// Auster places the pipe in a small side bag and the hat on their head, swiftly turning away and starting towards wherever they seemingly mentioned.

// They bring Carmen to a small courtyard, little shop stalls lining the edges of the corridor into it. All of them are empty, seemingly closed, and a large majority have begun to show their age. The courtyard itself is fairly deserted, but within it there are some picnic benches and one of those giant board game sets. It’s missing most of the pieces.

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Hey I'll have you know I'm good at investigations as well as breaking and entering. Saves me money on having to consult the Seven.

And I have nothing to do, so...

[austere-without-an-end]

You really do not have to my friend, it’s rather silly of me to be this worked up but the offer is very much appreciated, I promise!

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Silly shmilly! This is important business! I know an opportunity when I see one!

Just tell me everything and I'll be off!

[austere-without-an-end]

I fail to see how “important business” lines up with this situation but if you insist??? I suppose??

… red coat, almost like a mix of the Liu’s and Thumb’s though I know that does not narrow it down much. Two other people with, didn’t see a pin or logo. Is that enough..?

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hmm. . . I've decided. I'm going to help you find the pretty man. So you can talk to him.

We will not rest until you have taken this opportunity!

[austere-without-an-end]

shkfjgsjkskhs we really do not have to do this! You do not have to do this, I wish to be anything but a burden and this is rather silly anyway!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Shhhh silence. I have literally nothing to do. Helping people is my preferred activity.

Come, let's go.

[austere-without-an-end]

gjksjvjsksh

// they nod incredibly reluctantly

..Are you truly sure? You really do not need to help in any way, I don’t want things to not work out and then have all your efforts be for naught.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yep! I'm sure!

So, what did he look like? Clothes? Any pins or logos that might identify the office or syndicates?

[austere-without-an-end]

well, he had a red coat that looked partway between that of the thumb’s and the Liu association’s, though I am aware of how strikingly little that narrows it down, and I did not see a pin nor logo. I doubt it will help in any way, but there were two others there as well.

[definitelynotdistorter]

I see. . . Well in that case we have to look for red. It shouldn't be too hard actually, since most people don't wear bright colors in the city.

Alrighty. . . Did you see where he went?

[austere-without-an-end]

I did not, I rather unceremoniously went another route when I felt my face growing warm which did not leave much time for that.

I could bring you to where I saw him? If it would help?

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hmm. . . I've decided. I'm going to help you find the pretty man. So you can talk to him.

We will not rest until you have taken this opportunity!

[austere-without-an-end]

shkfjgsjkskhs we really do not have to do this! You do not have to do this, I wish to be anything but a burden and this is rather silly anyway!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Shhhh silence. I have literally nothing to do. Helping people is my preferred activity.

Come, let's go.

[austere-without-an-end]

gjksjvjsksh

// they nod incredibly reluctantly

..Are you truly sure? You really do not need to help in any way, I don’t want things to not work out and then have all your efforts be for naught.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yep! I'm sure!

So, what did he look like? Clothes? Any pins or logos that might identify the office or syndicates?

[austere-without-an-end]

well, he had a red coat that looked partway between that of the thumb’s and the Liu association’s, though I am aware of how strikingly little that narrows it down, and I did not see a pin nor logo. I doubt it will help in any way, but there were two others there as well.

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hmm. . . I've decided. I'm going to help you find the pretty man. So you can talk to him.

We will not rest until you have taken this opportunity!

[austere-without-an-end]

shkfjgsjkskhs we really do not have to do this! You do not have to do this, I wish to be anything but a burden and this is rather silly anyway!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Shhhh silence. I have literally nothing to do. Helping people is my preferred activity.

Come, let's go.

[austere-without-an-end]

gjksjvjsksh

// they nod incredibly reluctantly

..Are you truly sure? You really do not need to help in any way, I don’t want things to not work out and then have all your efforts be for naught.

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Hey I'll have you know I'm good at investigations as well as breaking and entering. Saves me money on having to consult the Seven.

And I have nothing to do, so...

[austere-without-an-end]

You really do not have to my friend, it’s rather silly of me to be this worked up but the offer is very much appreciated, I promise!

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hmm. . . I've decided. I'm going to help you find the pretty man. So you can talk to him.

We will not rest until you have taken this opportunity!

[austere-without-an-end]

shkfjgsjkskhs we really do not have to do this! You do not have to do this, I wish to be anything but a burden and this is rather silly anyway!

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[definitelynotdistorter]

You never know! Trust me, just going for it will sometimes lead to a favorable outcome!

Me and Kali once kidnapped a guy, thinking he was a con artist who scammed me, instead it was a rich nest dweller. And of course I asked him for help in the seed of light project, and what do you know, he agreed!

After the small help he left though, only to rejoin after a while as a full time member!

I'm sure you'd have a chance, who wouldn't like you?

[austere-without-an-end]

that’s quite lucky it happened that way, but doubt plagues the back of my mind for my case nonetheless.

I do not think I COULD find him to talk if I decided to in any case, again I have never seen him in the district before and the only thing I have to go off of is potentially a piece of another fixer office or a syndicate.

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh you should try and find him! Talk to him! It never hurts to be a little bold you know

[austere-without-an-end]

Oh no I couldn’t, no way, I wouldn’t have the slightest chance. I admit it would be quite nice to see him again, but I really really shouldn’t

[austere-without-an-end]

shkjdgshkkdhhshkdkf

just saw the prettiest guy I have ever seen. Some other fixer, no idea what office, never seen the guy around before, maybe a syndicate instead. Arbiters smite me now.

[austere-without-an-end]

the vending machine I go to is just, gone???? Did it grow legs and walk away? Did some syndicate steal it??? Where am I supposed to get my snacks now?????? I’m completely baffled.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

I think something I've failed to mention is that I'm actually rather tall. Been a god while since I've checked, but last I did I was about 6'3".

Makes it rather troublesome keeping low, you know? I'm supposed to be a damn cat, not a cougar. Do you know how many times I've hit my damn head on the run from security?

Outside of that, it has its benefits.

Most folk at the bar tend to like my build, though I consider it an unfortunate side effect to my... birth circumstances.

That being said, height gaps make for some fun power dynamics.

[austere-without-an-end]

TALLER THAN ME???????

my dear friend, I’m simply 177 cm (5’9) and I’m one of the taller people I know. Minus Win, they’re 196 cm (6’5) they don’t count.

That’s also not including my ears being horse ears, though they do make me seem taller. Or, atleast so I’ve been told.

[huskytheindexmessenger]

(Distant Index Messenger sobbing about being 4'11 in the distance)

[definitelynotdistorter]

Haha at least I'm taller than Husky! I have to look up at Kath though. . . Not that I mind.

[huskytheindexmessenger]

EVERYONE IS FUCKING TALLER THEN ME CARMEN UNLESS THEY'RE A CHILD!!!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Are you a child??? Because you're shorter than me! 4' 11!

[huskytheindexmessenger]

AUGH

NO!!! I'm 20!!!

FUCKING BABYFACE ME, FUCKING BEING HALF RAT AND HAVING GENETICALLY SHORT BODY- FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!

(She was screaming into the metaphorical void at this point. But she was just being dramatic, as well...Husky is just LIKE that when she's embarrassed. She plays it up or acts out a 'fake' meltdown...One can tell it's face because she's still on topic and isn't crying.)

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Wait you're 20? I honestly thought you were older...

[austere-without-an-end]

Well now I feel the need to know how old everyone is, a hunch that I am the oldest here lingers at the back of my head, though it would be funny if it was proven false.

[austere-without-an-end]

Meowwwww! Meowwwww!

//Hamcat wants to play!

//they are having so much fun