Austin

[suicidehorrors]

[produgious]

[imnotlindsaylohan-blog]

[dark-nymph]

[austinhastoes]

Me carrying my son on my shoulders

Son: Dad I'm so high!

Me: shit me too

[chelseawoosh]

[austinhastoes]

Someone: Hey do you have music we can play on the speakers?

Me internally: This is it. My chance has come. It's time for me to force my weird gay-ass music down everyone's throats, and they're forced to listen. I was born for this moment.

[austinhastoes]

dog person: we have a purebred border collie with a bernese twist

cat person: this is rita we love her she's orange

[austinhastoes]

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

[winter-soldier]

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

[unsures]

i wanna go star gazing with you but it’d be pointless because i’d end up staring at you the entire time

[sandandglass]

TDS, May 4, 2015

With the tide of history turning against them, Jessica Williams commemorates the anti-gay protesters who will soon become irrelevant.

[neilheauxran-blog]

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

[calamity-man-deactivated2015071]

One for all you youngins on here.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[mcdouble]

Masturbation Tip: Let me do it for you