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instinct

back from the dead to say: i watched it 2x now and that was some of his best material, he is one of the best storytellers of this generation and although this is a much more “thematic” special (which might have left some critics displeased), his style remained the same. he was honest about his struggles but didn’t go down a style of misery-comedy that was never his (he didn’t try to please the kids by being bo burham). he is still at the top of his game when it comes to being a performer, he owns the stage and controls the crowd brilliantly like he’s always done. i’m very very pleased

#i'm glad he doesn't go down the divorce path because What could he say that would benefit ANYONE who is (and isn't) involved #i'm also excited that that 'pristine' image he had is gone because i think.. anyone who's listened to this man #(even before 2020) talk about his addiction should've known that that image would never fit him #like. yes he was the most honest he ever was in this special but... he was PRETTY honest before #he wasn't hiding the fact that Not Being Sober made him kind of a shit person. he talked about that before #but anyway. the ch*pelle thing aside (that was Bad for real) not letting public opinion lead his life really suits him

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#10 years of this masterpiece #(i scheduled this like a year ago)

avadcniels

BROAD CITY (2014-2019)

#broad city

adhd-vibes

well well well if it isn’t my own mental illness coming to mentally ill me

chainsawder

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lejazzhot

Liza Minnelli photographed by Andy Warhol, 1979.

#liza minnelli

kendalsroy

So, I just wanted to get the gang together early in my tenure to say, uh… Yo.

#lil lady #succession

redbelles

I remember we were driving, driving in your car Speed so fast, I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped ‘round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

FAST CAR, TRACY CHAPMAN

#tracy chapman

killbilled

Can’t believe I’m taking orders from a fucking toddler right now. You know, my entire life, I had to listen to everybody acting all worried about him all the time. “He’s a baby.” Don’t get Carmen into trouble.“

CARMEN BERZATTO and RICHIE JERIMOVICH in THE BEAR (2022-)

#the bear