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Don’t be afraid to drop me a message or ask, I don’t bite 😁
"Listen to me, I'm good"
I can hear the picture😂😂😂
What if hotch is driving both of you to work and a cop fines him for speeding or something and you flirt with the cop to get him to let you off the hook and it works but hotch is all grumpy about it
I GOT THIS ASK AND GIGGLED 😕
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You watch with satisfaction as the officer standing outside your window shreds your ticket, letting the paper scraps flutter to the asphalt below you.
"I hope you have a nice day, ma'am." The officer sends you a wink which you giggle at, ensuring he wouldn't change his mind before he'd driven away.
"Thank you, officer!" You call out the window, waving cheerily at him, "You too!"
You wait until the police car fully pulls away from you, starting back down the way that you were going, before you roll up your window, settling back into your seat.
You glance expectantly over at Aaron, who sits in the driver's seat with his poisonous glare burning holes through the windshield, hit knuckles whitening from his iron grip on the wheel.
"Alright, let me have it."
He's huffing and puffing before you're even finished, grumbling something about how 'flirting with a police officer isn't ethical,' and that, if he really wanted to, he could 'have you reviewed for the evasion of justice.'
"You were the one speeding," You remind him, watching his eyes dart carefully to the speedometer, "I just saved you $200. You're welcome."
"I'd rather pay for a speeding ticket than have my wife cheating our way out of the law."
"Well your wife didn't feel like going to traffic court," You set a hand on his thigh, feeling his tense muscles relax slightly into the contact, "Let's just get to work without passing 80 again, okay?"
The Wedding Date
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Instagram posts during the events of The Wedding Date series.
A/N: Now I’ve completed the series, I can post my last two accompanying social media edits!
Liked by livvyliv, pennygarcia and 57 others
yourinstagram on the hunt for a cab 🫡 and he said he’d carry my shoes🥹
View all comments
livvyliv true gentlemen defend their woman and carry her shoes
↳ sarahY/L/N punching an innocent guy in the face in not gentlemanly
↳ livvyliv define ‘innocent’ for me because that asshole is anything but
↳ lukethedude the bastard nearly broke my nose
emily.prentiss I have been trying to call you for two days. CALL ME BACK!
↳ derekmorgan Y/L/N is too busy getting loved up to take your calls
↳ drsreid that’s kind of gross…
pennygarcia drama in the comments?
↳ yourinstagram you don’t wanna know
Liked by thomas1980 and 123 others
sarahY/L/N rehearsal dinner!!! Less that 24 ours until we’re married!!!
View all comments
thomas1980 can’t wait to see you tomorrow baby
↳ sarahY/L/N can you believe we’ll be Mr and Mrs this time tomorrow!
lukethedude is Y/N still the maid of honour?
↳ yourinstagram why??? Are you offering to take my place? Busted up nose won’t go with the dress unfortunately.
↳ lukethedude it wouldn’t be busted up if you didn’t bring that asshole boyfriend
↳ sarahY/L/N can you two please just STOP IT
Liked by thomas1980 and 132 others
sarahY/L/N Wedding day!!!!!
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thomas1980 fiancé ❌ wife ✅
↳ sarahY/L/N I like the sound of that
Liked by yourinstagram, ahotch and 102 other
livvyliv don’t we make perfect bridemaids?
View all comments
yourinstagram let’s hope we don’t outshine bridezilla!
↳ sarahY/L/N you know I can see this right?
pennygarcia OH MY GOD!!! That colour looks so good on you
ahotch 🖤
↳ drsreid why is Hotch commenting?
↳ pennygarcia oh my god what does this mean????
Liked by ahotch, livvyliv and 98 others
yourinstagram I only want to go to weddings if you’ll be my date 🖤
View all comments
derek.morgan oh girl you’re down bad!
livvyliv why are you guys so cute?
↳ emily.prentiss I was thinking the same!
jennifer.jay I want to know who this mystery man is!!!
↳ pennygarcia same!
↳ jennifer.jay emily definitely knows something
↳ emily.prentiss 🤐🤐🤐
Liked by yourinstagram, livvyliv and 187 others
sarahburns I’m officially Mrs Burns!!!
View all comments
yourinstagram so happy for you sissy🫶🏻 i love you!
↳ sarahburns sissy, you’re going to make me cry 🥺
thomas1980 that’s my WIFE!
ahotch congratulations.
The Wedding Date Taglist 2/2: @lovurry @rey26 @katiehall99 @stcrksimpala @averyhotchner @mystic-mara @wifeyreid @yellowcupcakes @savage-aespa @piakae @baettokkis @wrensical003 @nogitsune-the @yappydoo @ivory-raptor @cordyandbilliehavemyheart @kymimi @sibsteria @reidsbookclub @sarcasm-ismy-onlydefense-blog @yeehawbitchs @toastmaster94 @tenatiousbookworm @anotherblackfangirl @constantwritingblock @itmejado @adrienette715 @georgeweasleysbum @burningbluebizard @coffee-two-sugars @hotchalvez @lokifanfic2021 @fudosl @jesuisbenny @alicecullenlvr @montyfandomlove @emlynblack @juno-1610 @regulus-black-223048 @mushy-mushroom04 @misacc08 @littlesatanicassholebitch @jazzerbelle14 @asdfghjklicia @nd264 @nachofriess @ceruleanrainblues @avada-kedavra-bitch-187 @foxlover89 @uncle-eggy @mrs-ssa-hotch @mooniesthings @feyres-fireheart @aaronhotchswife
The Wedding Date
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Instagram posts during the events of The Wedding Date series.
A/N: Now I’ve completed the series, I can post my last two accompanying social media edits!
Liked by livvyliv, pennygarcia and 57 others
yourinstagram on the hunt for a cab 🫡 and he said he’d carry my shoes🥹
View all comments
livvyliv true gentlemen defend their woman and carry her shoes
↳ sarahY/L/N punching an innocent guy in the face in not gentlemanly
↳ livvyliv define ‘innocent’ for me because that asshole is anything but
↳ lukethedude the bastard nearly broke my nose
emily.prentiss I have been trying to call you for two days. CALL ME BACK!
↳ derekmorgan Y/L/N is too busy getting loved up to take your calls
↳ drsreid that’s kind of gross…
pennygarcia drama in the comments?
↳ yourinstagram you don’t wanna know
Liked by thomas1980 and 123 others
sarahY/L/N rehearsal dinner!!! Less that 24 ours until we’re married!!!
View all comments
thomas1980 can’t wait to see you tomorrow baby
↳ sarahY/L/N can you believe we’ll be Mr and Mrs this time tomorrow!
lukethedude is Y/N still the maid of honour?
↳ yourinstagram why??? Are you offering to take my place? Busted up nose won’t go with the dress unfortunately.
↳ lukethedude it wouldn’t be busted up if you didn’t bring that asshole boyfriend
↳ sarahY/L/N can you two please just STOP IT
Liked by thomas1980 and 132 others
sarahY/L/N Wedding day!!!!!
View all comments
thomas1980 fiancé ❌ wife ✅
↳ sarahY/L/N I like the sound of that
Liked by yourinstagram, ahotch and 102 other
livvyliv don’t we make perfect bridemaids?
View all comments
yourinstagram let’s hope we don’t outshine bridezilla!
↳ sarahY/L/N you know I can see this right?
pennygarcia OH MY GOD!!! That colour looks so good on you
ahotch 🖤
↳ drsreid why is Hotch commenting?
↳ pennygarcia oh my god what does this mean????
Liked by ahotch, livvyliv and 98 others
yourinstagram I only want to go to weddings if you’ll be my date 🖤
View all comments
derek.morgan oh girl you’re down bad!
livvyliv why are you guys so cute?
↳ emily.prentiss I was thinking the same!
jennifer.jay I want to know who this mystery man is!!!
↳ pennygarcia same!
↳ jennifer.jay emily definitely knows something
↳ emily.prentiss 🤐🤐🤐
Liked by yourinstagram, livvyliv and 187 others
sarahburns I’m officially Mrs Burns!!!
View all comments
yourinstagram so happy for you sissy🫶🏻 i love you!
↳ sarahburns sissy, you’re going to make me cry 🥺
thomas1980 that’s my WIFE!
ahotch congratulations.
The Wedding Date Taglist 1/2: @wanniiieeee @notsopersonalcharlie @blackeyedangel9805 @preciousbabypeter @stxlemate @twilightlover2007 @justarandommom @impala1967dwinchester @spencermiromantiko @julyhoney @thecubanator2 @xphantomphanphanaticx @lawlesshedgehog @louderfortheback @ssamorganhotchner @essenceproxima @lespendy @stiles-argent24 @rousethemouse @tvdstelenaforever @wandererseye @bibella8swan @yourfavunsub @bibimangines @lou-the-confused-bisexual @realm8626 @sophiaj650 @bylones @howabouticallyou @madz-19 @hotchnerxo @supercriminalbean @jayxox @sweetpeterparker @mina2000alex @xoxokiwi @rayofeffingsunshine @helmihotchner @pedrohoe04 @blackqueenie-18 @crocodilefeet2707 @mynotesapptbh @cryingraccoonn @victoriaholland @1d-obssesed @jemssafespace @red-red-rogue @fandomalert31 @valentinaromanoff @smad809 @pretty-little-bunny382728 @tim-thefrog @mojo366 @jazzymariexoxoxo @dankfarrick29 @gffesegjoiegj @fuckthealarm @users09 @8crazy-freak8 @jazzerbelle14 @vsophb
The Wedding Date
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Instagram posts during the events of The Wedding Date series.
A/N: Now I’ve completed the series, I can post my last two accompanying social media edits!
Liked by livvyliv, pennygarcia and 57 others
yourinstagram on the hunt for a cab 🫡 and he said he’d carry my shoes🥹
View all comments
livvyliv true gentlemen defend their woman and carry her shoes
↳ sarahY/L/N punching an innocent guy in the face in not gentlemanly
↳ livvyliv define ‘innocent’ for me because that asshole is anything but
↳ lukethedude the bastard nearly broke my nose
emily.prentiss I have been trying to call you for two days. CALL ME BACK!
↳ derekmorgan Y/L/N is too busy getting loved up to take your calls
↳ drsreid that’s kind of gross…
pennygarcia drama in the comments?
↳ yourinstagram you don’t wanna know
Liked by thomas1980 and 123 others
sarahY/L/N rehearsal dinner!!! Less that 24 ours until we’re married!!!
View all comments
thomas1980 can’t wait to see you tomorrow baby
↳ sarahY/L/N can you believe we’ll be Mr and Mrs this time tomorrow!
lukethedude is Y/N still the maid of honour?
↳ yourinstagram why??? Are you offering to take my place? Busted up nose won’t go with the dress unfortunately.
↳ lukethedude it wouldn’t be busted up if you didn’t bring that asshole boyfriend
↳ sarahY/L/N can you two please just STOP IT
Liked by thomas1980 and 132 others
sarahY/L/N Wedding day!!!!!
View all comments
thomas1980 fiancé ❌ wife ✅
↳ sarahY/L/N I like the sound of that
Liked by yourinstagram, ahotch and 102 other
livvyliv don’t we make perfect bridemaids?
View all comments
yourinstagram let’s hope we don’t outshine bridezilla!
↳ sarahY/L/N you know I can see this right?
pennygarcia OH MY GOD!!! That colour looks so good on you
ahotch 🖤
↳ drsreid why is Hotch commenting?
↳ pennygarcia oh my god what does this mean????
Liked by ahotch, livvyliv and 98 others
yourinstagram I only want to go to weddings if you’ll be my date 🖤
View all comments
derek.morgan oh girl you’re down bad!
livvyliv why are you guys so cute?
↳ emily.prentiss I was thinking the same!
jennifer.jay I want to know who this mystery man is!!!
↳ pennygarcia same!
↳ jennifer.jay emily definitely knows something
↳ emily.prentiss 🤐🤐🤐
Liked by yourinstagram, livvyliv and 187 others
sarahburns I’m officially Mrs Burns!!!
View all comments
yourinstagram so happy for you sissy🫶🏻 i love you!
↳ sarahburns sissy, you’re going to make me cry 🥺
thomas1980 that’s my WIFE!
ahotch congratulations.
top 5 Hotch outfits
oh this is so hard but such a good ask!!!! okay so
1. navy suit w/light blue shirt and blue tie! v underrated i think 🤭
2. blue quarter zip in 5x10
3. gray suit, red tie
4. any type of workout clothes 😵💫
5. green polo in beyond borders 🫠
The Wedding Date - Part Six
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Your sister’s wedding is approaching fast and the thought of showing your boyfriend off to you family and your ex-boyfriend seems like a very appealing idea. The only problem is… you don’t have a boyfriend. Luckily your stony faced, serious, sexy boss has agreed to be your fake boyfriend for the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Word count: 4.6K
TW: Swearing, smut (unprotected sex, oral F! receiving) and bad writing?
A/N: A lot happens on this chpater but I hope its nice and smooth to read 😬 but we’re finally at the last chapter!!! I hope you’ve enjoyed it all. Like I said before, i plan to write a prologue and epiloge and still have two social media AUs to post! Thank you for all the love and support!
You were stood with your ear pressed against the door in the hopes of hearing the conversation between Tom and Sarah. You were able to make out little snippets here and there when suddenly your mom came bounding over. “What’s going on?” She asked. “Sarah is meant to be walking down the aisle in five minutes.”
“Mom… shhhh.” You said turning to her. “Sarah is just… having a minute to calm her nerves.” You lied.
ahhhhhhh the final chapter already🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 and a perfect ending for the whole wedding chaos and those two lovebirds😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
and livvy and josh (greg😂) being the next wedding they will attend to. i didn’t thought this would happen with the misunderstanding of his name on livvy’s side but it was a nice suprise at the end 😂😂😂
and Hotch and reader continue to be such a sweet couple😍😍😍😍😍😍😍and having hot sex 🥵🥵🥵
i will await with exitement the prologue and epilog, slightly hoping to see the team officially get told by them or suprising Hotch and reader in an intimate moment at work and finding out about their relationship👀👀👀
or the team teasing them about their feelings for eachother before all of this happend or the team betting on when they will get together 😂😂
AHHHHH @mina2000alex I’m so happy you liked it!!!
You’re suggestions for the prologue and epilogue are top notch!!!👀 definitely might use them as influence for when I come round to actually write them!
Thank you for your never ending support for this series, it truly meant so much to me💙💙💙
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Fav colour - That very light blue, not turquoise, but bordering on it.
Currently Reading - My Revision Materials for my A-Levels
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Last Series: Aunty Donna’s Coffee Café
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Craving: Cereal
Tea or coffee: tea
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Currently reading: the hungergames
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Last movie: All the bright places
Last series: Extroardinairy Attorney Woo
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Tea or coffee: tea
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fav color: purple/blue/galaxy lookin colors
currently reading: anything the beautiful ff writers are posting
last song: elderly woman behind the counter in a small town (acoustic) - pearl jam
last series: rizzoli & isles rewatch baybeeeee
last movie: my little brain can never watch a movie willingly
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craving: always pizza
tea or coffee: neither
currently working on: ... laundry
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fav color: purple and orange
currently reading: Fan fic mostly, although I recently re-read Rose Madder by Stephen King
last song: Patti Smith's version of Gimmie Shelter
last series: Justified. First time watch, but annually re-watch The Shield
last movie: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
sweet, spicy, savory: sweet
craving: Rice Krispies. The UK version. The US ones look like the hope has been stolen from them.
tea or coffee: Tea!!!!
currently working on: Prentiss painting and a very dark fic :)
Uh, tagging: @unionjackpillow @84hotpockets @velvetblackness @morganprentiss @gothprentiss @leftoverenvy @demonicbaby666
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Craving: Sushi
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Craving: nachos or pizza
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Fav colour: Lilac and anything green
Currently reading: Bridgerton - The Duke and I by Julia Quinn (I just finished Love on the Brain by Ali Hazelwood and highly recommend it!!!)
Last song: Karma by Taylor Swift
Last series: The newest episode of Ted Lasso! And of course my monthly rewatch of criminal minds!
Last movie: You’ve got mail
Sweet, spicy or savoury: Sweet!
Craving: Nando’s so badly 🤤 specifically their grilled chicken wrap and peri salted chips!
Tea or coffee: TEA!!!!!☕️ (I have about 5 cups a day🫣)
Currently working on: My last uni assignment of year two and also refreshing my French and German from my GCSEs in 2019! (Thank you duolingo💚)
Tags 💙 (no pressure!) - @jayxox @hothothotch @ssamorganhotchner @wifeyreid
Guys idk why my tags were fucked up for the most recent part of the wedding date - I think it’s all sorted now and very one should be properly tagged now. Apologies though if you’ve had loads of notifs saying you’ve been tagged! 💙
The Wedding Date - Part Six
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Your sister’s wedding is approaching fast and the thought of showing your boyfriend off to you family and your ex-boyfriend seems like a very appealing idea. The only problem is… you don’t have a boyfriend. Luckily your stony faced, serious, sexy boss has agreed to be your fake boyfriend for the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Word count: 4.6K
TW: Swearing, smut (unprotected sex, oral F! receiving) and bad writing?
A/N: A lot happens on this chpater but I hope its nice and smooth to read 😬 but we’re finally at the last chapter!!! I hope you’ve emjoyed it all. Like I said before, i plan to write a prologue and epiloge and still have two social media AUs to post! Thank you for all the love and support!
You were stood with your ear pressed against the door in the hopes of hearing the conversation between Tom and Sarah. You were able to make out little snippets here and there when suddenly your mom came bounding over. “What’s going on?” She asked. “Sarah is meant to be walking down the aisle in five minutes.”
“Mom… shhhh.” You said turning to her. “Sarah is just… having a minute to calm her nerves.” You lied.
Keep reading
The Wedding Date Taglist 2/2: @lovurryy @rey26 @katiehall99 @stcrksimpala @averyhotchner @mystic-mara @wifeyreid @yellowcupcakes @savage-aespa @piakae @baettokkis @wrensical003 @nogitsune-the @yappydoo @ivory-raptor @cordyandbilliehavemyheart @kymimi @sibsteria @reidsbookclub @sarcasm-ismy-onlydefense-blog @yeehawbitchs @toastmaster94 @tenatiousbookworm @anotherblackfangirl @constantwritingblock @itmejado @adrienette715 @georgeweasleysbum @burningbluebizard @coffee-two-sugars @hotchalvez @lokifanfic2021 @fudosl @jesuisbenny @alicecullenlvr @montyfandomlove @emlynblack @juno-1610 @regulus-black-223048 @mushy-mushroom04 @misacc08 @littlesatanicassholebitch @jazzerbelle14 @asdfghjklicia @nd264 @nachofriess @ceruleanrainblues @avada-kedavra-bitch-187 @foxlover89 @uncle-eggy @mrs-ssa-hotch @mooniesthings @feyres-fireheart @aaronhotchswife
The Wedding Date - Part Six
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Your sister’s wedding is approaching fast and the thought of showing your boyfriend off to you family and your ex-boyfriend seems like a very appealing idea. The only problem is… you don’t have a boyfriend. Luckily your stony faced, serious, sexy boss has agreed to be your fake boyfriend for the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Word count: 4.6K
TW: Swearing, smut (unprotected sex, oral F! receiving) and bad writing?
A/N: A lot happens on this chpater but I hope its nice and smooth to read 😬 but we’re finally at the last chapter!!! I hope you’ve emjoyed it all. Like I said before, i plan to write a prologue and epiloge and still have two social media AUs to post! Thank you for all the love and support!
You were stood with your ear pressed against the door in the hopes of hearing the conversation between Tom and Sarah. You were able to make out little snippets here and there when suddenly your mom came bounding over. “What’s going on?” She asked. “Sarah is meant to be walking down the aisle in five minutes.”
“Mom… shhhh.” You said turning to her. “Sarah is just… having a minute to calm her nerves.” You lied.
Keep reading
The Wedding Date Taglist 1/2: @wanniiieeee @notsopersonalcharlie @blackeyedangel9805 @preciousbabypeter @stxlemate @twilightlover2007 @justarandommom @impala1967dwinchester @spencermiromantiko @julyhoney @thecubanator2 @xphantomphanphanaticx @lawlesshedgehog @louderfortheback @ssamorganhotchner @essenceproxima @lespendy @stiles-argent24 @rousethemouse @tvdstelenaforever @wandererseye @bibella8swan @yourfavunsub @bibimangines @lou-the-confused-bisexual @realm8626 @sophiaj650 @bylones @howabouticallyou @madz-19 @hotchnerxo @supercriminalbean @jayxox @sweetpeterparker @mina2000alex @xoxokiwi @rayofeffingsunshine @helmihotchner @pedrohoe04 @blackqueenie-18 @crocodilefeet2707 @mynotesapptbh @cryingraccoonn @victoriaholland @1d-obssesed @jemssafespace @red-red-rogue @fandomalert31 @valentinaromanoff @smad809 @pretty-little-bunny382728 @tim-thefrog @mojo366 @jazzymariexoxoxo @dankfarrick29 @gffesegjoiegj @fuckthealarm @users09 @8crazy-freak8 @jazzerbelle14 @vsophb
The Wedding Date - Part Six
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Your sister's wedding is approaching fast and the thought of showing your boyfriend off to you family and your ex-boyfriend seems like a very appealing idea. The only problem is... you don't have a boyfriend. Luckily your stony faced, serious, sexy boss has agreed to be your fake boyfriend for the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Word count: 4.6K
TW: Swearing, smut (unprotected sex, oral F! receiving) and bad writing?
A/N: A lot happens on this chpater but I hope its nice and smooth to read 😬 but we’re finally at the last chapter!!! I hope you’ve enjoyed it all. Like I said before, i plan to write a prologue and epiloge and still have two social media AUs to post! Thank you for all the love and support!
You were stood with your ear pressed against the door in the hopes of hearing the conversation between Tom and Sarah. You were able to make out little snippets here and there when suddenly your mom came bounding over. “What’s going on?” She asked. “Sarah is meant to be walking down the aisle in five minutes.”
“Mom… shhhh.” You said turning to her. “Sarah is just… having a minute to calm her nerves.” You lied.
nahhh imagine the sexual harassment seminar but it’s about r and aaron 😭😭😭 like she just grabs his ass when they’re looking into the interrogation room, or covers him in hickeys when it’s time to go to work
“checking out your bosses behind? not appropriate.”
LMFAOOOO IM OBSESSED WITH THIS?????? 😭
you’re feral when it comes to him. and aaron does try to be careful and professional but sometimes he thinks with his other head 😞 so when you jump on him at work, sometimes he’s just too weak to stop you </3
like when you sit on his lap and forget to lock the door - you’ve been caught making out on his office chair more than once 😭 or when you’re driving and you ask one of the other members of the team to call aaron and update him on the case and his contact name is not appropriate at all 😭😭
same when he calls you and you answer something that has the same vibe as penelope’s “talk dirty to me” thinking aaron is alone and everyone in the room is just 🧍♀️🧍 lmfaoo
and his ass is too perfect to resist grabbing it when you think no one is looking (someone usually is looking) 💀
so during the seminar they start mentioning some veeeeery familiar things 🤭 “sitting on your boss’s lap during lunch break. not appropriate.” “making out in the elevator of our building. not appropriate.” “telling your boss that ‘he’s hot when he’s mad’ while he’s interrogating a suspect. not appropriate.” “calling your subordinate ‘angel’ or ‘baby’ in business emails. not appropriate!”
you’re just giggling the whole time but aaron wants to DISAPPEAR 😭😭😭🤭
Hi mei!
can i request some dbf!hotch except bc reader is an adult he doesn't actually realise the much younger person he's been dating is bestie's child. (i picture the dad working in fbi/law enforcement so maybe they run into one another at an fbi gala or whatnot)
today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)
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Aaron had thought nothing of the fact that the chief of the city they're in had the same last name as you. He's known the guy for years, and when you'd signed onto his team he made a vague connection in his head, but nothing ever became of it. After all, they've met a dozen Morgans in the field, even more Garcias, and even Reid was more common than he'd thought at first.
Plus, he's kinda sorta been mentally referring to you with his own last name for a few weeks now, after you'd pointed out a wedding ring ad in a magazine to him. Said you were 'just looking', but he'd seen the glimmer in your eyes. Bottom line, it takes an effort not to introduce you as Y/N Hotchner to his old friend.
"Chief Y/L/N, this is Agent Y/N Y/L/N," He gestures to you with a soft chuckle, "Maybe you're related."
You give Aaron a funny look, a silly smile on your face, "Uh, yeah, maybe."
"Honey," The chief greets you, and Aaron's polite smile dims as the man reaches out to hug you.
"Dad," You gush beside the man's ear as he squeezes you tight, "It's good to see you again."
"You too," Your dad reluctantly lets you go, after all, there's still a serial killer on the loose, "Aaron, I thought you knew we were related?"
"I didn't," He admits sheepishly, "And you- uh, I didn't know you had a daughter. At least not in the workforce."
"My younger sister is ten," You explain, and Aaron marvels at the age gap, "He probably only talks about her cause she's his favorite."
"She's my favorite because she doesn't excuse me of picking favorites between my children," Your father elbows you with a good-natured grin, "And because she's less rebellious than you were."
"Rebellious," You scoff, "I was an angel."
"A fallen one," Your dad leans in to stage-whisper to Aaron, "The next time she gives you trouble, just call me and I'll tell you about what she was like when she was younger. Whatever she's done will pale in comparison, I guarantee it."
Aaron is only able to chuckle along to your dad's teasing, internally stunned and struggling to comprehend the situation. When your dad turns to head into his office, you pointedly fall back beside Aaron, turning to face him with an amused grin.
"You seriously didn't know?" You cross your arms over your chest, "It's in my file."
"I must have missed it," Aaron admits, brow creasing in confusion and sudden, epiphanic understanding, "Is that why you always turn my picture of the chief and I to face the wall before we have sex?"
"Yes," You laugh, "Why did you think?"
"I thought you didn't like my shirt or something," Aaron muses, "You know I donated that shirt for you!"
You let out a snort, one that you seem embarrassed by if the way you cover your mouth and let your eyes flutter shut is any indication. You take a moment to breathe, "The shirt was fine. Not the best, but not as unsexy as my dad."
"Not the best," Aaron grumbles, turning to busy himself with the whiteboard the precinct has set up, "I loved that shirt."
PATRICK WILSON as Ed Warren — The Conjuring (2013) dir. James Wan
Long time no see!!! I am so nearly done with the wedding date - i got swamped with my teaching placement but now i’m free!!! it’ll be posted very soon