halfwaymixedgirl

i love misquoutes

[thebootydiaries]

me: puts forth minimal effort in an attempt to solve a problem

me: ive tried EVERYTHING

[forevernoon-deactivated20181218]

[lepetitefleurpetals-deactivated]

In the rain please. Always.

[tyrannyoftheurgent]

My whole entire heart. I adore this so much.

[prettyandmean]

This is beautiful. So peaceful it could put me to sleep

[aradhels]

-,’ types of people ,’-

mountains: mysterious, long hair, passionate about dreams, loves nature and animals, mist, old books, ancient ruins, sharp features, mythology

deserts: dark skin, the sun, caring for others, thick hair, peaceful beings, stars at midnight, dancing to music, dimples, soft lips, loves traveling, astronomy

beaches: light hair, elegant movements, sunsets, gardening, doing your best, daydreaming, ocean waves, mermaids, freckles, making friends

forests: witchcraft, cottage in the woods, moonlight, rainy days, dreamy eyes, healing people you love, curiosity, old folklore, messy hair, writing

[jstlikemagic]

i’m starting to be annoyed and resentful of everyone

[kpopofcolor]

let people of color be into alternative things without calling them white.

[solitasativa-deactivated2018101]

so this is probably really weird but me being a virgin i have like this fantasy of the z word (sorry ik but its always been with him,Edwin would work too) but yea like him understanding that your not ready for sex yet but he still wants to please you so one night he's sayin like "let's try something" and he wants to watch you play with yourself and he's telling you everything to do and he's not touching you but he's watching you and at the end he takes your fingers and sucks on them and ughhh

this is such an edwin thing to do like he’d sound like a damn audio guide telling you how to play with yourself for him

[austinslosthairbrush]

@solitaslut omg yessss and he would like give you encouraging words like “yea babygirl right there” and shit like “there you go mamí come and do it for daddy” and holy fuck yes and when he’s sucking in your fingers his eyes would close and roll back into his head and he would say something like “princessa you taste so good baby” and just SKSKSK long story short this is now my favorite fantasy

[austinslosthairbrush]

@prettybrunchh here you gooo

[yoitsreneee-deactivated20181231]

WHAT EVEN, this was so beautiful :,)

[austinslosthairbrush]

thank you so much ma i was really nervous about that lol but what you said really made me happy❤️

[cheruib]

hello yes i would like to inform you all that girls are the prettiest thing to ever grace this earth that is all thank u for ur attention

[cheruib]

Ah, all girls are pretty? awh, shucks, thank you!! Made my day (:

YEA every girl out there is an actual beautiful angel who deserves to feel happy and loved !!! literally every single one no exception GIRLS ARE FRICKIN AMAZING god i love girls

[austinslosthairbrush]

this is actually me

[cheruib]

You're straight

in this house, we love boys and girls

assume smthg abt me and i’ll tell u whether it’s true or not

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: ἀστράρχη (astrarchē), queen of stars, epithet of the moon

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Elephants come running when they hear their fave person calling

[fleurdelisposts]

Omfg ❤️❤️

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

This dude has too much power

[gservator]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[memesfever]

[gothicprep]

17TH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR MOM AS YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT, WE DON’T WANT ANYONE’S MOM SHOWING UP HERE MAKING THINGS WEIRD

[l0v3-r3v9]

heyo! i need to get fuckedo!