Hijinks and Shennanigans

Lover of dogs and ice cream. Now living in the Bay Area. Grown a lot, but also sometimes nah. 🏳️‍🌈 I haven’t used this blog in years… don’t judge.

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IM SCREMANIGN the caption is just fake roller coaster

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@col

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The moment I realized it’s Nicole Kidman’s world and we’re just living in it...

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But that would be the last time because he doesn’t realize he has the ultimate force of nature in front of him. These women are so powerful. Together, they are as powerful as the ocean and the ocean is f—ing angry. - Director Jean-Marc Vallée

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when life gives you lemons what do you do

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DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

[austinwesley]

*CAVE JOHNSON*

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EAT UR GREENS

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if there are only dementors and prisoners in azkaban then who makes the food??? is there a dementor in the prison kitchen wearing a kiss the cook apron and making pancakes for the inmates? jkr explain yourself

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no beans. also hammers cost $500 if u want one

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I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

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happy third year anniversary to the best Fucking post ever written

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List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

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This is literally destroying my life.

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This is a summer mood. Who is grilling?

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Oprah cracking open a cold one with the boys