anyone can catch anything

hi i’m rae // ⚢

[cadaverconsumer-deactivated2025]

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

[onestellarghost]

revisiting my skyjacks roots, who up drinking their bogwine

[busket]

who else notices the young straight women without boyfriends or sons who need something to project their gender essentialism on to so they're out here being weird about their male cats

"only girls with boy cats will understand 🩷" and its just a video of a cat being affectionate to its owner...girl that is just a cat and he loves you because he is your cat and not because he is a boy. you also removed his balls so any hormone that would make him any biologically different from a female cat is missing from his body. that is a eunich and he loves you because you pet him and give him yummy meal. not because he has a penis

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[edgar-allan-possum]

I'm... The Highwayman

[why-bless-your-heart]

Okay, good to know. So you see-

[edgar-allan-possum]

I'M... THE HIGHWAYMAN

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

[arte-artem-artibus]

Fred Tomaselli - Untitled (Expulsion), 2000, diptych: leaves, pills, insects, mushrooms, printed paper collage, acrylic and resin on panel, 213.3 x 305.1 cm

[cheaphalloweencostume]

they should invent a gender i want to be

[greeniery]

does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

[sillywormz]

i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

[eltonjohndenver]

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[justsomeguycore]

i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[crimsonflowerzz]

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

[crimsonflowerzz]

failed

[crimsonflowerzz]

oh so you’re fucking perfect

[vetchtibbles]

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

[your-personal-ghost]

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

[vetchtibbles]

it was the goat blame the goat

[stah-l]

pikmin book club