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@authoriitah-blog
“No. fucking. way.”
breakfast is the most important meal of the day
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[ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse. @authoriitah
It was just a usual moment that repeated often, and yet at same time - not as much as adulthood dragged each one to their own business. Confident still he was, that the other, however, took as much as free time as he had, to keep on doing own hobbies. The redhead, on other hand, was the one that insisted spending free time on studying and other chores. When would the jewish boy rarely join for a video game play, It would rather be with Stan or even Kenny (Over Kyle’s house of course), as the gang wasn’t as much together anymore like in old sweeter days. Never he thought it was even a possible option to end up having a game play with his arch-rival again, and none else besides.
It was.. a bit nostalgic.
It was quite a surprise to have Eric Cartman, with his own words, to be offering an invitation to play with his Xbox over his house. At same time, Kyle did not forget about the given green scarf, although it is yet hard to believe it was all out of kindness. Sooner or later, would he find out what’s over the brunette’s mind, if there’s any catch behind it. For now, he could only recall the little good moments that reminded him of better times, being in a lower class with less difficulties that allowed him to act more freely.
“ That was, that one time we actually, got along, ” He started, “ The first time you had a smile, that didn’t deserve a punch. ” Whenever would Cartman expose a malicious grin after every wrong deed or planned plot, that would often attract anger from the boy and sometimes even violence. That only time, it was rather something different - as if was it readable as ‘Yeah, I can get along with you too.’. Perhaps, was it the first time he have seen a real, nice smile from the other. That one time, Cartman,an showed different colors in his personality, that Kyle never thought he had in first place.
“ Yeah dude, It been a while.” He admitted then, missing these little short moments of good, yet disbelief confused him to believe, that the fat boy was simply a good actor. “You really got me back then. ”
SOME STUFF !
NAME: eric theodore cartman NICKNAME(S): the coon, fat ass, bad irene, the grand wizard... AGE: 19 y/o SPECIES: human.
✧ * PERSONAL .
MORALITY: lawful / neutral / CHAOTIC / GOOD / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: roman catholic SINS: GREED / gluttony / sloth / LUST / pride / ENVY / WRATH VIRTUES: chastity / CHARITY / diligence / HUMILITY / KINDNESS / PATIENCE /JUSTICE PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: to be successful and make a lot of money! LANGUAGES KNOWN: english, german, and spanish SECRETS: sexual abuse! SAVVIES: leadership, dedication, manipulation, singing...
✧ * PHYSICAL.
BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / FIT / ATHLETIC / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 5′9″ WEIGHT: 200 lbs SCARS / BIRTHMARKS: there’s probably scars littering his body ABILITIES / POWERS: manipulation is a powerful tool if used right RESTRICTIONS: his insecurity
✧ * FAVOURITES.
FOOD: ummmmmm. anything. DRINK: sprite PIZZA TOPPING: sausage COLOR: red MUSIC GENRE: pop BOOK GENRE: eric cartman does not read! MOVIE GENRE: horror SEASON: summer
✧ * FUN STUFF.
SINGS IN THE SHOWER: YEAH. SINGS EVERYWHERE. LIKES BAD PUNS: 100% CURSE WORDS: uh fuck yeah!
tagged by @cynxcism (( thank u ))
tagging: @agnosticaangel @jerseyisms @taco-donovan
jerseyisms:
authoriitah:
“Dude, I said I was sorry,” there was no heat- a sure sign of something wrong as the redhead dropped onto the couch. “Give it fifteen minutes, it’ll heat back up…” He did feel guilty but he was too tired to care much past apologizing.
Eric drops down next to the redhead and leans on the arm of the couch. He eyes him critically and sighs loudly. Okay, he’ll bite.
“Mind telling me what’s going on in that head of yours, Jew boy?”
wooonyou:
┇CARTMAN┇
“ You don’t see how that’s even more ridiculous to ask for?? The cafeteria is not your personal food dispenser any time you want something. And it’s fucking rude to skip class because of it!! ”
“Nope. Not at all.” Eric shrugs. “But PC Principal! It’s fucking rude that my stomach growls really loud in the middle of class and interrupts the teacher’s lesson. And I’m not asking much... Just another lunch break after 4th period.”
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a nuzzle kiss.
The four of them were hanging out like usual. They settled in Eric’s living room, Kyle and Stan were on the floor with a few pillows, he and Kenny were on the couch. It was late, Eric is sure Stan and Kyle fell asleep. He rests his head against the blond’s and gently nuzzles the side of his head. A gentle kiss is pressed against Kenny’s cheek, followed by a huge yawn. He’s exhausted.
Cartman do you like anime? If so whats your favorite series?
“What the fuck do I look like? Kenny?”
why not both
You don’t need money to be fabolous! just make your own bling. Kenny and Cartman are actually my brotp.
wooonyou:
┇CARTMAN┇
“ IT’S A CLEANLINESS and bug thing that the school doesn’t allow food in the classrooms!! outside of school, you can eat whenever you want, but you can’t go disrupting class just because you’re hungry!! ”
“No, no. You don’t get it. I want to be able to get up from class and go into the cafeteria and get a plate of chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes with extra gravy. Like... the same as regular lunch except two more times for me.”
@authoriitah LIKED THIS TO DEAL WITH MY IRRITATING ASS
“ WHAT THE FUCK is this petition you’re posting around town and school?? ”
“That petition is going to make it possible for me to eat lunch twice a day and have snacks whenever I’m hungry. Because honestly eating only once a day at 11:00 AM isn’t working.”
who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago
i just opened my blog to stare fondly at my theme
god bless
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He can’t help himself at the sight before him. Craig Tucker on his god damn knees, kissing HIS shoes. Eric is going to have to give Clyde something nice for doing this later. The brunette holds a finger up and reaches into his pocket for his cell phone. The camera is open and he takes a couple quick pictures.
“Ah, hey, hey. Hold that pose and look up at the camera. Craig. I want a picture to remember this forever. Hah, this is so fucking amazing.”
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