If my previous ask said fucks instead of ducks I'm really sorry I'm high as balls on edibles and sleep deprivation
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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If my previous ask said fucks instead of ducks I'm really sorry I'm high as balls on edibles and sleep deprivation
worse <3
Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection
so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS
they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"
I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual
no-one would find it at all sexy at first but then in 20 years there'd be a thriving fetish scene where people develop elaborate codes and practices around culturally-embedded tropes from government porn
guy who can only get off when his dom pretends to be badly dubbed into quebecois french
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂
Made a new poster! :)
Gay werewolf murder ballad is a banging song
i will block every tumblr blog on here until i reach nirvana don't fuck with me
it will be me and my dashboard against the world.
happy iron lung day to all who celebrate
imo a funny as fuck gag is when a character calls out another characters name from somewhere up high or otherwise not immediately noticeable and the second character replies “god?”
shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics
im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.
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but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
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Hail Ibuprofen, full of grace, patron of the working woman, blessed art thou amongst otc meds and blessed is thy discoverer, Steward Adams. Pray for us now and in the hour of our migraine. Amen.
i'm actually team aroace grace all the way, but something i love about the bloodymary ship is that it's a perfect cosmic horror / cosmic hope pairing. absolutely delicious soup; hand me my spoon
blorbo sickfic that turns into a possession fic halfway through
what does this meannnn
well you see,