goodnightbirdy

Birdie! 20, they/them, lesbian, acespec??? (who the fuck knows anymore) DNI: under 16, ed content, any queerphobia, racism, xenophobia ect @those2fireboys is my edit account

[goodnightbirdy]

I Know You All Over Again on Ao3

now that i’ve fucked with the cover for the 40th time

[goodnightbirdy]

Oh you want to hear about my summer. I can tell you about my summer.

I tried to sell a lunch box on facebook marketplace for FIVE DOLLARS and my dog scratched the guy who came to buy and now i have to go to court for a misdemeanor!

I went camping twice and the first time i locked myself out of my car at 10 pm and my roommate had to drive an hour in the dark to bring me spare keys, and the second time right as i was trying to make a fire it started DUMPING rain so i had to clean up camp in the pouring rain and book it home.

When i got home from camping i took a shower! bc i had just spent the last two days covered in sweat, sunscreen, bug spray, lake water, and smoke, and when i finished showering our bathroom sink started flooding!!

it flooded so much that it soaked our EMTIRE carpet with dirty, greasy kitchen sink water! And the plumber couldn’t fix it, so he just set up a fan and left!

He came back the next day to attempt to get access to our neighbors apartment, which we believe is the source of the issue, and guess what? they won’t give access to maintenance! And when the landlord was called and finally granted access the plumber still couldn’t fix it bc they found what was described as a “health hazard”

It’s been four days since the flood! our apartment is still humid and smells like greasy sink water! We can’t do the dishes or wash our hands bc it will flood again, oh and we can’t shower bc, that’s right! it’ll flood again!

This morning i woke up and my phone wouldn’t connect to the internet for no discernible reason and i had an epic crash out bc all i wanted to do was my FUCKING LAUNDRY which i need a wifi connected app to do bc we live in the 21st century which apparently has eliminated the need for quarters.

And that’s my life currently.

If i experience one more mild inconvenience i will starfish on the highway!

good night everyone!

[goodnightbirdy]

i’m so happy for my entire family on vacation rn. so happy. Wish my apartment was habitable rn, but i’m SO HAPPY

[goodnightbirdy]

sometimes your house floods with nasty greasy gravel water, and sometimes you score a date with a classmate you have had a moderate crush on for months.

[goodnightbirdy]

i missed my physical therapy appointment at 8 am this morning because i couldn’t sleep due to back pain and when i finally fell asleep i slept through my alarm.

read that again.

why am i one thousand years old, hello??

[goodnightbirdy]

it is so reasonable for patrick jane to be afraid of guns as often the only person in a room without a weapon but it is also very funny to work with the California Bureau of Investigation and also be very afraid of guns.

[goodnightbirdy]

the fact that my morning routine includes:

1. do the daily sudoku

2. do the wordle

3. do the connections

4. beat the daily tiny wings challenges

i have the soul of a 100 year old in a 20 year olds body

[goodnightbirdy]

the fact that my 25 pound dog takes 5 less mg of prozac than me, a full grown adult with a job and bills to pay.

[ainsley-whitly-irl]

People walk past me on the street and don’t know that everyday I mourn 2019 fox procedural psychological thriller drama Prodigal Son starring Tom Payne that was unjustly cancelled after 2 seasons. You never know the battles people are fighting

[fuunsaiki]

i like tv shows and movies where the main character is too neurodivergent to be in the fbi but is too good at solving murders to not be in the fbi, also longlegs maybe didn't scare me particularly but it absolutely made my toes curl, literally and physically, what a movie, haters dni

[norasprophecy]

the criminal minds writers: hey guys you know what would be SUPER fun?? to make penelope and luke act like a married couple, show them close together in any kind of scene so you have NO DOUBTS that they are a couple, then introduce penelope's situationships with two random dudes! also, we're gonna end the episode with luke and penelope acting married once again, so you know we're purposefully fucking with you! wouldn't that be fun?? wouldn't that be so much fun???

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[goodnightbirdy]

something something it should have been more telling when i headcannoned all my favorite characters who i relate to as asexual

[lowerroad]

it's a good thing mensah is already married with kids by the start of all systems red because can you imagine trying to make a new longterm relationship work when you have to explain to potential partners that murderbot will be there. no not romantically or sexually. but it is there.

[hedge-rambles]

Romantically? No. Sexually? No. Ominously? Ok yeah maybe that one a bit.

[goodnightbirdy]

alec hardy eats box. and he has autism. send post.

[zzalina]

I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN I DON'T CARE HOW WHEN OR WHEN

[i-put-the-ayyy-in-asexual]

God forbid the characters who don’t express intimacy and affection through physical intimacy continue to not express their feelings through physical intimacy. That’s crazy!