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[dogpuppy]

[unyieldingsilence]

Are you doing alright?

You haven't posted 3% opacity sonic recently

[bimmyjimmy]

I opened the window for him this morning

[bimmyjimmy]

Now jimmy can hang out with us during our morning balcony time…

[autisticlittleman]

ok ill bite. what is homestuck

[subjuggl8te]

let me tell you about Homestuck...

[autisticlittleman]

i can't say that cleared much up

[autisticlittleman]

when is it my turn to be in a shitty 50s diner in nowhereville off the highway at 10pm drinking diner coffee and not saying anything to the person across the table from me who i will later flick a straw wrapper at. he's made a diner pet.

[autisticlittleman]

ok ill bite. what is homestuck

[homunculus-argument]

An unlocked, unguarded door with a sign saying "NO ENTRY, DO NOT OPEN" and it opens up right to a solid brick wall and on the brick wall is a sign saying "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM"

[bugsnbites]

Picture it. Decades after the world is saved, a huge alien spacecraft touches down on earth.

Scientist, politicians, and thousands of reporters gather to witness the aliens disembark the ship. A group of boulder-like creatures, clicking and whistling to the humans around them.

One of them raises something large and metallic towards the crowd.

There's an immediate recoil of fear (is it a weapon?!) before the audience realises it's human technology. A laptop, old and beaten and looks like it was put back together by a drunk.

The alien presses a button.

"Hello Earth, this is Doctor Captain Ryland Grace. These guys are Eridians and they're here on a shopping trip. I have a list and no money, but I did save the world so that has to count for something. Number one, salt and vinegar chips. Actually anything potato. Number two, I miss apple juice. Number three,"

[is-this-fascism]

its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

[is-this-fascism]

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

[carppet]

STOP TRANSLATING MY FUCKING POSTSSS AAUHHHHGABANNMFMFMFMTMFGGTTGHHVNNNNN

[skifrog12]

唔 我唔會停翻譯你啲帖 本身我仲會搞亂唔同講者嘅語言 確保好搞笑

[carppet]

okay man it was believable when you did french because i know your learning french but i do not believe this shit

[mundane-learns-spanish]

carppet: DEJA DE TRADUCIR MIS MALDITAS PUBLICACIONESSS AAUHHHHGABANNMFMFMFMTMFGGTTGHHVNNNNN

skifrog12: 唔 我唔會停翻譯你啲帖 本身我仲會搞亂唔同講者嘅語言 確保好搞笑 (No voy a traducir esta mierda./I'm not gonna translate this shit. Hablo espanol, no maldita japonesa. /pos)

carppet: Vale tipo era creible cuando hablabas frances porque se que estas aprendiendo frances pero no me creo esta mierda

:D

[autisticlittleman]

eso es chino, ¿no?

[mundane-learns-spanish]

ugggh, sí, lo es D: No pude distinguirlo :((((

[autisticlittleman]

le pasa a los mejores

[carppet]

STOP TRANSLATING MY FUCKING POSTSSS AAUHHHHGABANNMFMFMFMTMFGGTTGHHVNNNNN

[skifrog12]

唔 我唔會停翻譯你啲帖 本身我仲會搞亂唔同講者嘅語言 確保好搞笑

[carppet]

okay man it was believable when you did french because i know your learning french but i do not believe this shit

[mundane-learns-spanish]

carppet: DEJA DE TRADUCIR MIS MALDITAS PUBLICACIONESSS AAUHHHHGABANNMFMFMFMTMFGGTTGHHVNNNNN

skifrog12: 唔 我唔會停翻譯你啲帖 本身我仲會搞亂唔同講者嘅語言 確保好搞笑 (No voy a traducir esta mierda./I'm not gonna translate this shit. Hablo espanol, no maldita japonesa. /pos)

carppet: Vale tipo era creible cuando hablabas frances porque se que estas aprendiendo frances pero no me creo esta mierda

:D

[autisticlittleman]

eso es chino, ¿no?

[kosmogrl]

[tlirsgender]

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

[tlirsgender]

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

[tlirsgender]

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

[timmyytoughknuckles]

fun fact I still haven't finished watching the legally blonde the musical proshot which I definitely should

[bimmyjimmy]

Bim stance

[patchworkbearss]

I expected to have older classmates in college I did NOT expect to be the only person not of drinking age

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped