Don't Die At Sea

I used to be 6 foot 3...then I took an arrow to the knee

[fvckw4d]

No normal way to be like "yeah sorry I never seem to be around long enough to make any human connections, my relatives are working me to death."

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[elicxerr]

grace and his 300+ lb rock pet (read: owner)

[bwabbitv3s]

Grace and his emotional support Eridian.

[bruneburg]

[just-in-cays]

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

[littlefleamart]

(source)

[gar-wafflez]

@bovineblogger

[this-is-trans-joy]

I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]

[crabussy]

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS

[jetix]

Flock of Crows, Matt Rhoades

22"x 32" oil on paper // 2000

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[fvckw4d]

My relationship with Steven universe is so fucking funny because enjoying it has certain implications about you as a person but I lived under a rock for decades and then crawled out to make a tumblr a couple of years ago so I missed all of you know That. So im just like wow hey this is pretty cool. Has anyone ever heard of this kids show. It's kind of fun.

[anrimortis]

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Losing my mind over how bad the skyrim furry mod makes the children look

[rambrandt-the-painter]

When you're hanging out with your brother but some argonian, armed to the teeth and covered in blood, walks up to you and starts laughing before whipping out her smart phone and taking a picture of you so she can bully you on social media

[velvetvexations]

eel with a fucking gun syndrome I swear to fucking God

[velvetvexations]

why are all the worst people in the world convinced they're innocent angels who could never hurt a fly while people who are actually like that torture themselves for stealing a cookie when they were six

[miiilowo]

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]