Ky

They/she Pisces Here for hyperfixations mostly

[baleful-meat-worm]

stupendously coherent and high effort polished rendition of my awesome incredibly serious idea for an au subplot where jonah's eyeballs get scooped out and put in a jar in the breakroom fridge and elias himself handles the trauma of being like 45 suddenly and having everyone hate you and probably back pain too im not sure i haven't reached that age yet

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

legend has it they are still asking this question

[treefey]

"I want my media to be historically accurate"

Cool, so you want natural fiber costumes with no/nuanced corset slander, people wearing colors, historical hairstyles, people wearing hats or headcoverings and long sleeves outside during the day, no potatoes or pumpkins in pre-columbian Europe, actors with textured skin and wrinkles, minimal makeup, consulting HEMA groups and weapons scholars for all the weapons and fight scenes, a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments?

Oh, you mean you want 100% white people. Even in crowd scenes in port cities. There's a different word for that.

[beyondwhimsy]

The four stages of lizard fashion according to my good friend Johnathan Harker

1. Oh no The Horror

2. He’s doing it again 🙄

3. When in Transylvania do as the vampires do

4. I wish I had a gun

[ladypaperwriterson]

"You simply cannot trust Louis, he's a completely unreliable narrator and every single thing he ever said should be put to question! It's so good that we finally have Lestat's version, which is obviously the only true one - so good to finally have a reliable narrator!"

The reliable narrator:

[sentientsnakeskin]

“Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so ruthless!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so powerful!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna-“ Taissa Audrey Turner beat the actual SHIT out of a WOLF with an AXE in season ONE. Taissa MOTHERFUCKING Turner gave Shauna ONE LOOK in season 3 and that bitch backed down like a dog with its tail between its legs. Taissa THE GOAT Turner has a literal vengeful evil murderous other self in her head that she’s been battling the entirety of the show and the first thing they have EVER agreed on is that Shauna’s bitchass has to die. And the two of them are now in an alliance with fucking mysterious fentanyl quigley over here in the corner. Shauna is one hundred percent toast are we for real

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[dasiesanddarkness]

honestly it was iconic of Anaïs Mitchell to be like ‘hmm… what if… and hear me out here… i took the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice… and mixed in some anti-capitalist messaging and talked about how greed ruins lives… AND made it the most tragic thing you’ve ever seen…” because goddamn did she do exactly that and

[whereismydog]

I want a girlfriend who will walk behind me, tilt my head back, and kiss me just because she knows I'll follow wherever she pulls me.

[baleful-meat-worm]

why is writing fanfiction so scary

[baleful-meat-worm]

"what if i added a third character" what if i whimpered and cried a little

[ddeck]

when an artist draws fem versions of male characters but makes them skinnier smaller and less muscular................im not saying this is illegal but when their heart will be put on a scale it ain't gonna be lighter than a feather

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[burntblueberrywaffles]

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

[raventhewolf9]

Guys I think there's something wrong with my Slay the Princess

[elkwyre]

this pic always fries me #allies

[girlishcomatose]

Update: The Count is still holding my good friend captive in his cursed castle during Pride month of all times. In another time period, this would make for disastrous PR

[meburgers]

saw a lady wearing this shirt at my workplace and thought it was so stupid. i couldn’t stop thinking about it.