artinandwritin

"ooh-ho-ho! and the plot thickens!" mona, they/she level 22, illustrator and veteran-ish writer

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[giveherswords]

would crawl for you

okay but would you forgive yourself for me

[eldritchbauble]

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

[eldritchbauble]

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

[cynnieisthinking]

I feel homesick

Not for a place, not for actual home I feel homesick for when things used to be easy Highschool Every day the same Teachers who tell me what to do Being home at three And not having to think again For the rest of the day

I feel homesick For a time I will never get back again

[kitschietalks]

has anyone done this yet

[lutheban]

The Future, Somewhere Far Away From Here

Some dejointed drawings and doodles of my own post-canon headcanons! Where humans send a ship to their neighbors in order to meet them, and make sure their sun didnt die in case Rocky wasn't successful, but end up finding a very much alive Ryland Grace, looking younger than he should and living his best life on Erid

I'm just fascinated by the idea of ​​humans and eridians collaborating and what that would look like. We are so advanced in some areas they lack, while they are so advanced in some areas where WE lack due to our respective biologies, the progress from both sides would be insane.

Of course, Eridians would also want to go to Earth, and is only fair they get a nice place to stay too. Maybe is then Grace decides to go back, to act as an ambassador for the Eridians, to see the place he worked so hard to keep alive. But i think eventually, after many years living on Earth (specially with the extended lifespan) he would want to go back, yeah the 2gs suck on his bones but he has more of a home on Erid than he ever did on Earth, anyway, there's people waiting for him there.

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[pisshandkerchief]

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[silvaerial]

Patron Saints of One-Way Trips

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[regonym]

hope is a weapon, by @mumblesplash (x)

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[windsandstar]

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[aspendrawaw]

1 | 2 What if I combined my 2 favorite movies of all time about a guy and his best non human friend to make a new AU

thoughts on this au below (designs are subject to change)

Hiccup would be an Aerospace engineer, based on how he created a tail prosthetic for Toothless in the first film. I also debated making him more of a zoologist and Toothless is the engineer but Hiccup as the engineer made a lot more sense!

Hiccup was the head engineer of Project Hail Mary who was brought on for his work on NASA rockets and taking huge risks and his refusal to listen to really any authority that got many rockets blown up. Which lead him to being a physics middle school teacher and getting picked up by Stratt. Hiccup gets sent up to the Hail Mary as the 3rd option after something goes wrong back on earth that kills the original 2 engineers. Hiccup was sent up there with Astrid as the pilot/commander and Fishlegs as the scientist who both died from the multi year coma.

I don’t think Hiccup is a coward but he still doesn’t want to die. So him talking to Stratt and getting amnesia’d is very similar to how it played out in the book.

Hiccup ends up feeling very hopeless when he realizes that the entire human race survival is on his shoulders and he’s just an engineer! He has no microbiology knowledge. And meeting Toothless a geode Eridian Biologist felt like a shining ray of hope in Hiccups despair.

both Hiccup and Toothless lose their respective limbs from the Time Go Fishing incident. The intense gravity causes the chair Hiccup is in to crush and destroy his leg. When Toothless gets out of his xenonite ball his entire weight lands onto 1 of his limbs and his fragile skin cracks and tears apart.

when Hiccup finally wakes up he ignores that he is missing one of his lower legs and desperately crawls to Toothless where he spends the entire time that Toothless is out making him a prosthetic. And later Toothless returns in kind but with a much more shoddier prosthetic out of xenonite (he tried his best and Hiccup appreciates it all the same he’s just so happy to have something made from xenonite)

Originally Toothless was going to be an obsidian eridian but I decided to go with a geode so we can have a pop of color similar to Toothless’s eyes and the exposed crystals is what lead Hiccup to naming him Toothless.

Hiccup is getting hit with my aromantic beam. It’s the rules 💚🤍🩶🖤

but yea that’s my au! Let me know what you think, I don’t know what I’m gonna call this au. I’ll just call it HTTYD X PHM AU for now

[artinandwritin]

HOLY SHIT @allilcat @kartasto !!!!!!

[shiny-good-rock]

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

[shiny-good-rock]

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up