Slow Man

I'm no good when I'm a bad, bad man. I'm gonna dance so slow that it looks like my last stand. ((Corrupted dictator Dirk Strider AU. CW for mind control.))

[avengetheangels]

Trivia from The Lion King

[lokiwholockfactory]

Im gonna blog this here because Jeremy Irons is a genius.

[ikaricrossinglines]

Happy New Year! RESIST x

[plantfunerals]

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

[officialjared19]

My boyfriend is out of his mind

[officialjared19]

Due to popular demand

[officialjared19]

Look what you’ve all caused. I have to go home to this.

[outermostthoughts]

a s c e n d e d

[51don]

mood

[damnedsuggestions]

my veins run black with the charred remains of my heart

[autocristic-blog]

Afternoon, everyone

[bombing]

the multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem

[royalsuggestion]

I’ll rip down your stars to make room for mine

[devilduck]

[amusedmuralist]

@trolljacksparrow

[lorenzonuti]

[heathyr]

sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse

[enecola]

I’m

[piratescarfy]

there was a disastrous performance of Macbeth at the Old Vic by Peter O’Toole and apparently there was this one part in the play one night where a Servant comes in and should say “Your wife, my lord, is dead” but what ACTUALLY happened was

Servant: …My wife, my lord, is dead.

Macbeth: Well, what about my wife?

Servant: Oh yeah. She’s dead too.

Macbeth: 

Servant: There’s a lot of it about.

[arundelo]

This is like a Monty Python skit.

[nosexclub-deactivated20180114]

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[why-we-cant-have-nice-thing]

[autocristic-blog]

It’s a new day, and I’m forced to ask myself if I care enough about my prior conversations to find and continue them.