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Your name is Dave Strider, and you're too cool for this.

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lol ok im going to pour water on that soap and the crow too i guess because its kind of gross and crusty

peace out

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i put some hats on some bros

lookin’ good, guys, lookin’ good

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Black Widow

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this was actually kind of fun…???

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what if i left those pants there and came back five years later

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so i found that one crow i threw the bathroom soap at while ago

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found my pants too

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hot damn

hi hey hello whats up

welcome to this joint known as somethingsomethingcreativetitle 

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autodidactironicist started following you

i dont quite know why youre here but okay howdy hi diddly ho dave o

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ill follow anybody i want says i as i proceed to stare at a blog that quite literally makes me want to shrink away from my screen hello hi hey sup dave 

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is that my blog im not germaphobic i swear or germanphobic either just to make myself clear sup with you then these days 

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maybe nah its something else i know tmi isnt that bad but this blog is like whoa there we didnt need to know that cool your jets jetson nothing new being a girl named dave because bro deemed that as socially acceptable and im living with that because davina is a stupid name you 

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okay i was gonna say cringing at the sight of windex probably means you have issues but yeah no some people tend to be a bit out there with their shit dont they in an attempt to sound friendly davina sounds like a prostitute youre better off sticking with dave yeah not much i suppose here mainly just dicking around and time filling til twain wants to go home im covered in cat fur and one of his old friends is getting really creepy in the not good way too things are pretty weird like an episode of charlie the unicorn although they substituted my kidney for my luck 

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probs thatd be gross windows would be gunked up to shit and whatnot yeah it does i know its why im glad im not named davina dave is kind of a shitty girls name but w/e ok im probably the dave because all the danis and danas got sis' and i got bro woops covered in cat hair huh thats cool i like cats but i want a pet sloth thatd be so boss carrying around a pet sloth on your back or arm man its been so long since ive seen charlie the unicorn or even heard of it  

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k i gotta jet

soccer game to go to

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oh, uh, hey there 2tiider.

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hey captor

its been a while huh

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yeah iit ha2, diidn’t think II’d fiind you here.

2o, how are you?

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really aha tumblrs a huge place

uh im good right now im wondering if you could be from my timeline or not im not that sure

you 

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good poiint.

a liitle 2ad II gue22. haviing anon tell you that all your friiend2 are dead ii2 not a good thiing two wake up two.

but II thiink II’m gettiing over iit.

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wow thats kinda rude er im not the best source of comfort but im sorry to hear that really

w/e ill be your friend if it makes you feel better 

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you wiill?

well, sure. thank2. II gue22 that would help.

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sure so dont take this for granted

consider dave strider your friend

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autodidactironicist started following you

oh, uh, hey there 2tiider.

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hey captor

its been a while huh

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yeah iit ha2, diidn’t think II’d fiind you here.

2o, how are you?

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really aha tumblrs a huge place

uh im good right now im wondering if you could be from my timeline or not im not that sure

you 

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good poiint.

a liitle 2ad II gue22. haviing anon tell you that all your friiend2 are dead ii2 not a good thiing two wake up two.

but II thiink II’m gettiing over iit.

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wow thats kinda rude er im not the best source of comfort but im sorry to hear that really

w/e ill be your friend if it makes you feel better 

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