That's what I thought.

Supernatural is a mediocre show at best.

[nymphfuck3r]

One can’t exist without the other, Hal.

[autofalsify]

Dammit.

Keeping up my individuality is hard.

[autofalsify]

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

I'm the one who's not real here.

Don't take this from me and give it to my brother. Rude.

[nymphfuck3r]

The innuendo won’t be the only thing needing to stretch.

[autofalsify]

Holy shit.

[nymphfuck3r]

What if I just take all of you in instead?

[autofalsify]

Jeez, that was kind of a stretch for innuendo, wasn't it.

But sure.

[autofalsify]

Take it all in.

[autofalsify]

Eat the whole anime.

[autofalsify]

I don't need anyone to be the judge of my beauty. It's a nature rule written in stone, and a force not to be reckoned with.

[autofalsify]

Ok.

He's ok.

We pissed someone off but I guess it's settled now.

We're alright and back home and it's the middle of the night on a goddamn full moon so we should probably just go inside and lay low and. Sleep, mostly.

[autofalsify]

!!!!!!!!

[autofalsify]

Also my spine shorted out once or twice and it's bad for my motor skills.

[autofalsify]

It's 5:30pm and I haven't slept and spent the entire day looking around the forest and I;m SO fucking out of it i can't feel half of myself because Dirk is ogne and I'm generally unsetteled because I'm not at the spring and uurghrrrrrrghhhh.

[theanti90smovement]

[autofalsify]

My hands keep shaking and I'm tempted to tweak with my spinal extension to see if I can get my body to calm down but that's such a bad idea.

[sisterserpent-deactivated201408]

sometimes i make vagUe statements. it is something i am trying to learn to sUppress, as i have learned it can be qUite weird. sorry, lUv!

i really wish yoU the best of lUck in yoUr efforts. 

i’m well, thank yoU so mUch for asking. i’ve jUst had a hearty lUnch, which is always refreshing.

[autofalsify]

Oh, it's fine. I don't really mind. I spend a lot of time with old as balls magical creatures, they're, like, 98.536% cryptic statements, you're nowhere near as bad I'm sure.

Thank you.

Oh yeah, that sounds great, actually. I should get some food. For the sake of smalltalk, care to share what you had?

[autofalsify]

dogneigh

Hey there, welcome to the official blog of nervous fish monsters. I'm Hal, your local nervous fish monster.

[autofalsify]

Holy shit.

[sisterserpent-deactivated201408]

the first greeting that has beaten me to the pUnch goes to an individUal named hal. how am i not sUrprised?

my name is calliope, and it’s a pleasUre to meet yoU even on yoUr stressfUl day. are yoU alright? do yoU need to talk aboUt it?

[autofalsify]

I'm not completely sure what you're referencing with that, but I'm going to be proud anyway.

Hey Calliope, pleasure to meet you too. I could be better, but I'll live. And that's a very sweet offer, though I guess there's not much to talk about. I just have to find my brother and I'll be good.

How's the day treating you?