The first time that I ever heard about the Electric Pickle was in the middle of a conversation with Luis Nieves, a co-worker with whom I shared the two things that link me to any person: the abiding thrall of retail and a taste for nightlife. At the time I only had eyes for Bardot -the exquisite club that would eventually get dragged to Club Space and become Floyd- and so did he, we would hit those Slap and Tickle parties every tuesday on a weekly basis and talk about them at work. Every now and then Luis would mention how absurd this place Electric Pickle was: “I heard that there are people doing cocaine on the tables”, he’d say. It wasn’t true, but he did mess with my imagination and introduced me to the idea of a darker Bardot going down south on North Miami Avenue.
I’m ashamed to admit that I got to enjoy the Pickle at a really late stage of its run, It took Terry’s birthday to finally take me there for the first time. It was september of 2016, a tuesday night, The Love Below party. I fell in love with the design of that club, it was like nothing I had seen before, it didn’t have sofas and tables arranged to look like a hotel lobby, It didn’t have a line of unfriendly yuppies by the bar, it wasn’t glamorous... It was indeed a darker club, but a masterpiece as well, starting by a mellow bouncer that never acted like the most important part of his job was to make people implore, then you’d climb the most erotic steel steps in Miami - a feeling as intense as walking to an execution- emanating a rising energy that foreshadowed the merciless fence of a crowd that never noticed your arrival; and finally a small room, dark enough, hot enough, loud enough; embellished by an amber glow and the sparks coming out of borrowed lighters and deep drags of Marlboro Lights. Everything was in the right place: The bar, the DJ booth, the tables, even the ATM in between the bathrooms was where it fucking needed to be. When the music got loud, there was no chance of telling people about your problems, the strobes went on, arms up, and the infamous disco ball -that acted as if it had a life of its own- exploded in colors as a drunken rant in the front seat of an Uber... And everybody was dancing... There really was no better place to be. Many times I headed there with only $60 in my pocket and a screenshot of the RSVP, and inside I’d act like a host, offering cigarretes and asking randos if they were having fun. Sometimes those same randos would ask me to keep drinking with them in a hotel room or in a condo at Midtown 2, because meeting people at The Pickle was the closest thing to a 9 year old making friends in a public pool.
The Pickle’s booking was very diverse -They would book someone like Avalon Emerson and then book Omar S months later- it could give you a heavy dose of techno -courtesy of visionary promoter Diego Martinelli- or you could just go there for Love/Hate Classic Sundays and listen to an entire hour of Mary J Blige. That club was whatever the fuck you wanted it to be for you. To me, It was a romantic place. I even remember telling owner Will Renuart how grateful I was for that, “Hey, listen to this guy! He takes all his Tinder dates here”. And I did, girls loved it. I remember dancing with Lis to Lovefool by The Cardigans on a New Year’s Eve party, and I don’t know if that kind of feminine fantasy could have happened somewhere else. The Pickle was the first nightclub that Estefania ever stepped into and Kourtney’s favorite spot for an entire summer.
But what really made the Pickle a great nightclub? Why do people continue to refer to it as “intimate”? That overplayed word that sounds like an easy way of describing any room that happens to be somber. Well, there was this one night. All Vinyl, september of 2018. Will Renuart is DJing and around 6:oo am there are just about 20 of us randos inside. The place is dead, no one is buying drinks and people are leaving. After 7:00 am, Sino -Will’s wife- starts passing out cans of Modelo and a bottle of mezcal, complimentary drinks. Will is doing that thing where he holds each vinyl as if it was a handheld fan. Like it’s too hot, like maybe he thinks “get ready cause this record is fire”, I don’t know, ask him. And then it’s 8:00 am and no one wants this thing to keep going but him and maybe the part of myself that never wants to go back home. It’s not a business anymore, so what’s the point of keeping the music so loud? It’s not a private party. At this point Will Renuart is DJing in an empty club, for a handful of friends and strangers, some kind of Denis Lavant in the last scene of Beau Travail. And I think to myself, this dude must really love this.
And now it’s all over.