percy jackson's last brain cell

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Annabeth: Hey, did you buy the eggs I asked for?

Percy: Even better!

Annabeth: Oh, really? Wh--

Percy, holding up a chicken: His name is Sergio.

creds: @x.3.7.t on ig

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Leo: Sorry I drank your coffee.

Nico: It’s ok, sorry I pushed you off your chair.

Leo: That’s ok.

Leo: Wait when did you--

Nico: *pushes Leo off his chair*

creds: @x.3.7.t on ig

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Nico: Hazel recently found out she could easily put sticky notes on people’s backs.

Nico: But she doesn’t know they should say things like ‘kick me’ so they all just have smiley faces on them.

creds: @x.3.7.t on ig

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Annabeth: Couldn’t sleep?

Percy: Yeah, bad thoughts as usual.

Annabeth: Wanna talk about it?

Percy: Wind. How does that even work? Where does it come from?

Annabeth: ...

creds: @x.3.7.t on ig

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Nico: Alright, the next person who says “weird flex but ok” is going to lose their kneecaps.

Leo:

Leo: Preposterous boast but alas.

creds: @x.3.7.t on ig

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Annabeth: I have terrible headaches, I can’t sleep at night, I can’t focus on work, and I only read five books last week.

creds: criminal minds

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Nico: You’re Beryl Grace’s son?

Jason: Yeah, born.

Nico: And raised?

Jason: No.

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Frank: *accidentally does something illegal*

Frank: *calls 911* Hello? I would like to go to jail.

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(Will creeps up on Nico, who’s asleep, to try to give them a scare)

Will, leaning closer to Nico: (screams)

Nico, waking up calmly: (blinks twice) (slaps Will in the face) (goes back to sleep)

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Leo: Hey, guys! Watch me do the "grouchy Nico"!

Nico, distantly: Stop naming moves after me!

Leo, imitating Nico: Everyone's an idiot except for me!

Nico: Well, it's true!

creds: @incorrectquotesideas

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Calypso: How do you rate your pain?

Leo: Zero stars.

Calypso:

Leo: Would not recommend.

creds: @incorrectquotesideas

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yeah a breakup hurts i guess but have you ever gone through a book hangover? those really hurt

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Nico, while waiting for his order in a restaurant: This is taking so long.

Will: We should do something to pass the time!

Nico: What? Like a game?

Will: Yeah! What about I Spy?

Nico: Fine. I spy, with my little eye NO FRICKIN FOOD!

Will: ...

Will: Is it that tree?

Nico: Shut up.

creds: @incorrectquotesideas submitted by @cinnamonzor

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Annabeth to Percy: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Nico to Will: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how frickin loud you are and why I can’t sleep.

creds: @incorrect-sjtr

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Leo: Can you do the thing?

Calypso: What thing?

Leo: You know, the thing that makes me happy.

Calypso: Oh *smiles*

Leo, clutching chest: Thanks.

creds: @incorrect-sjtr

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Reyna, looking at Thalia: Wow, she’s so pretty.

Annabeth: Don’t feel like that, Reyna. You’re pretty too.

Reyna: I’m not jealous, Annabeth. I’m gay.

creds: @incorrect-sjtr

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Piper: They’re so immature sometimes.

Annabeth: Remember when he found out he could drink two Capri Suns at once?

Percy and Jason, running in with three Capri Suns: GUYS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS-

creds: @incorrect-sjtr