Professional Tyrant Kisser

Just a weird ass bird

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[sm64-wario]

Someone tried to'a curse me so that the'a next 106.9 spoons I'a touch turn into lightsabers, but I'a don't want the'a curse, so I'm'a giving it to @sm64mario instead. Have fun.

[sm64mario]

okay! i'a take this for you, paisano!

[sm64mario]

mario gonna flip these for money!

[sm64-wario]

Wait

Wait no

Can I'a have that curse back

[sm64mario]

Hey bro!

Yeah, sorry to'a call so abruptly. I'a in the middle of a 120 star run but I'a just realize I forgot to turn the stove off. You'a home?

No?

Uh oh.

Mario'a figure it out. Don't worry!

[sm64mario]

Hey bro! I'a was wrong. I did turn off the oven! But now my'a world record pace'a shot.

[infizero]

Do Not. insinuate romantic relationships are more important than friendships on my post.

[jerseymuppet]

I think you should [remembers telling people to kill themselves is fucked up] go into your favorite female characters tag on tumblr dot com

[certified-cervid]

would you like a wafflebunny or a pancakebunny

[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[ryanphantom]

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

[sm64mario]

Sometimes I'a be minorly inconvenienced and I'a reflexively blame Bowser for it. I'a just stub my toe against'a the corner in my'a room and I'a mutter "Bowser..." under my'a breath like he'a had something to do with it.

[thatbowserguy]

Okay fuck you I blame you for all the worlds problem's Mario

[flunkett]

i hate that mf so much... we gotta *remembers i dont believe in the death penalty* ...make fun of them *remembers that lolcowing is bad* in a private groupchat *remembers i need to lower my screentime and focus on exams* ... of carrier pigeons

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*beep*

[flunkett]

quiet

[mspaint-roblox]

look at him

[dailybanhammer]

day 34

ban hammer no

[soleriverr]

srod

I think something is wrong with my bird help

[mrmrspigeon]

The video had me giggling

[ephermalnexus]

an oldie i forgot to post

[naiveclelg]

BANG BANG BANG

[speckledfire]

another cup but with slingshot and coil eep

[a-cr0w-n]

You deserve to have everything