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[Very suddenly] Oh fuck. I feel shitty. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

12 december 2020, 11:09am

From now on, every time you spare a moment for a meme is called a 'mement'

5 november 2020, 1:44am

(handing the dog a bone) this is because you can’t poop good.

me: what does it sound like i’m watching, from where you are? autumn: a roomba review... with like... the roomba on

bry: it’s the thought that counts, and it’s the count that thoughts

autumn: the count is thotting right now-

if cash is more valuable to you now because its valuable to me, that's just inflation

i like how we both had special answers

im inventing sandwiches right now

oh my god, can i call you bryward?

NO

that sounds fun. ive always liked banging lightly on things

i am a rule follower. but i hate them, and i resent them

cause i'm big for him!

has anyone ever even put 50 pounds of dolls on a house

who the fuck oreos

so i can't die, apparently

the mary sue of genocide

i look like i’m turning into my shirt

long gentleman