je suis prêt

one husband. two cats. lots of dreams. lots of espresso.

[auxano]

I feel like overly sleepy Charis = Drunk Charis. I can’t stop singing Justin Bieber.

[auxano]

Future Charis here. I can confirm your suspicions were correct.

[interior-design-home]

Galley Kitchen Design Ideas to Steal for Your Remodel | Apartment Therapy

[auxano]

Also yes - I only get on tumblr when I’m needing to process things and put them in a place outside of my head.

This means my posts will be jumbled, most often pessimistic, and sprinkled with anxiety.

I don’t see my world through that lens about 94% of the time. This space on the internet is not a representation of who I am the majority of the time. The internet is weird. My brain feels heavy. I need rest.

Totes will not be offended if you unfollow 🤷🏻‍♀️

[auxano]

tfw you really need to see a therapist but the american healthcare system is so effed you can’t afford to get the help you need ??

[auxano]

Southern funerals are the worst.

My grandfather died in a horrible, sudden way last week. We had an open casket visitation today.

I don’t understand how having the corpse of your deceased relative on display makes things any better on either end. It’s morbid, horrific, and heartbreaking. I’ve never cried so hard in front of a group of people.

TL;DR I had an anxiety attack at night 1 of my grandpas funeral. His wife is a sociopath and quite possibly a gold digger. I just want my grandpa back and all of this unneeded drama to go away.

[auxano]

My Poppi died today. Suddenly. Unexpectedly. I’m not home. I want to be home.

So now we’re moving back to NC on tuesday instead of late next month.

So. Much. Is. Happening.

[auxano]

we just signed a lease on a place in North Carolina. I’m coming back for you, Queen City.

[ghost-nettle]

the smell of garlic cooking adds three years to my life and purges me of all evils, cleansing my whole soul

[witanddelight]

20 New Beautiful Inspirational Quotes #wisdom #inspirationalquotes #motivational #quotes #inspiration

[auxano]

I’ve been of legal drinking age for over 4 years now. I’ve had many nights where I’ve drank a whole bottle of wine. I’ve had nights where I had one too many STRONG Moscow mules. I’ve done many shots of tequila.  But - for the first time - I did like 2.5 shots of vodka in rapid succession last night + sipped another drink that had I think 2 additional shots of vodka. Now I have my v first hangover. not worth it. never doing it again. I will remain a grandma and NEVER DRINK IN EXCESS EVER EVER AGAIN.

[hackwithdesignhouse]

Love this shot of our Button-Up Jumper paired with our @ceri_hoover Gabby Wedge Shoes:) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoW3Ui4HWnQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15kohxn4k9sol

[coffeeforthemoon]

[realityphotography]

[auxano]

So I just got a job working as a marketing coordinator for an online business coach. Not only is it a mix of all of my favorite things, but it’s a remote work position. I’m replacing my husband and I’s previous income. I don’t feel like I’m worthy of this if I’m being honest. I applied for the job as a “HOLY CRAP that would be amazing if I got it but I probably won’t” kind of thing.

I just am in this weird place of being extremely happy but I’m equally confused. Like... I didn't graduate college. I don’t deserve this. But somehow I have it? Gah. Not trying to be braggy. I’m just a bucket of emotions and I don’t know what I’m feeling.

[kvtes]

I will forever slow down enough to watch the cream swirl into my coffee. (at Minneapolis, Minnesota)

[cameoamalthea]

Legally a house can be haunted and failure to disclose that the property is haunted can constitute fraudulent misrepresentation and is grounds for recession of contract. Meaning poltergeists are legally treated the same as termites or other pests.

This sounds like a cryptid post but this is actual U.S. case law. 

The issue came up in a case where a family bought a house and later discovered it was on a ghost tour. The buyer had no way of knowing the house was haunted since that’s no something buyer’s usually ask, but the previous owner knew and should have disclosed it. Since the owner had reported paranormal activity in both local and national publications describing at length how  haunted the house was court decided he couldn’t very well say there’s no such thing as ghosts now.

This resulted in legal president that recognizes the existence of haunted houses. Also the court’s opinion is probably the most entertaining legal opinion you will ever read.

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

i would love to see smth where someone moves into a new house, finds out its haunted, and their first and lasting reaction is im gonna sue the shit out of that bastard who sold me this house

[definite-human]

You go to a ghost movie expecting the standard horror fare only to discover it’s actually a legal drama

[dollsahoy]

I am duty bound to tag @ramblingandpie (although I know it’s different branch of law)

[ramblingandpie]

I have studied this case though! And the decision is kind of amazing. Like. The Judge just threw in as many ghost puns as he possibly could.

And it is also a SUPER important case in NYS law that basically establishes that a seller cannot lie by omission about anything super unusual about a house that would not show up on a routine inspection! Like if people will come by in a bus every day and gawk at your house and try to come up to your windows to peek inside and basically be All Up In Your Grill. It also establishes that a seller cannot intentionally cover up a significant defect.

And, yeah. Ghost puns.

[auxano]

So you know those days when there’s nothing left in your pantry / kitchen but pasta and spicy brown mustard? And you mix them together and it’s actually really super good? ...... Oh yeah me neither.