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❛ well, uh, i can’t say i’m, you know, furious or anything. ❜ ( mostly confused at how ONE experiment could cause such a catastrophe. ) kneeling down, he plucks a shard of the microwave off the floor and observes it. ❛ it was the café’s microwave though, so that might be just a little problematic. and i hate to say it, but i doubt laundry’s really gonna melt the butter for the doughnuts. literally. ❜

he shudders in fear at the idea of aunt cass’ stress-eating put off for an entire month ;  ❛ maybe it would actually be better if we put off cleaning this up for now and just go run and get a new microwave . . . ? the grocery store i was just at had them pretty cheap, and if we hurry we might be able to get there and back and still have time to clean before aunt cass sees this. ❜

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optichemist:

❛ –––- and THAT’S why the kitchen is in a mess . ❜     honestly , it wasn’t completely her fault this time ! the microwave was malfunctional & had turned off in the middle of heating the mixture , which then meant it had cooled down FAR too quickly , and , well ….. okay maybe it had been a bad idea to add the experimental colouring for the cake mix  . ❛  i’ll buy you a new one ?   ❜

@auxiilium​ // random starter .

❛ . . . huh.  ❜ his hands hang limply at his sides, groceries forgotten at his feet. ceruleans and pinks smatter the walls and floor, making strange patterns in the shape of HONEY LEMON’S skitterish footprints. and he takes in the mess coolly, more STUNNED than ANGRY at the pieces of the microwave ( well, what honey CLAIMS was the microwave ) littering the kitchen.  ❛ it’s, uh . . . you managed to do all of this by YOURSELF ? ❜

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               SINCE I HAVEN’T   done one since adan,  why not jumpstart this new blog with a giveaway ??   it’s going to be flash as hell though,  so the giveaway will end on   sunday,  the sixth of september !! 

two winners   will receive either a painting, a theme, a gifset,   or   bundle of 30 icons + a psd !!

rules:   mbf me and only reblogs count !!!   if u unfollow after the giveaway then you’re disqualified from any future giveaways i will host !!!!

[nxhan]

BROTP Starters:

“YO DIPSHIT GET OVER HERE!”

“How many times do I have to tell you not to knock? Get in here loser.”

“No it’s not okay! I will beat their asses for hurting you!”

“What do you mean no more checkers?”

“Oh just make yourself at home why don’t ya!”

“Do you need a hug?”

“Can we just stay home and watch sad movies and eat ice cream?”

“You are the biggest loser I know and that’s why we’re friends.”

“Is that my sweater that’s been missing for a month?!”

“Are you crazier then usual or is it just me?”

“Get back here and love me!”

“I’m not okay…I just…want a hug right now.”

“Can you not?!?”

[misswallflower]

God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.

J.M. Barrie (via misswallflower)

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“--the cat isn’t staring at you…he’s staring behind you.”

               a chill SHAKES his spine and sends his teeth into VIOLENT trembles as though a cold, ghostlyhand  is pulling at his frame. a hand that is simply too PHANTOM to be a lie.

                               HOW HE WISHES IT WAS.

                   he swallows painfully as his gaze begs to flick over his shoulder, his voice as STIFF and CHOKING as a ( corpse ).

        ❛ you know that that’s not funny, hiro.❜

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                            rider-ronna-of-berk​

              ❛ oh, look, it’s YOU. what are you doing here, RONNA?               don’t tell me you’re here    to ‘PLEAD YOUR CASE.’ ❜

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                     velocitiist​

                          ❛ what are you  DOING here, GOGO? haven’t you done                           enough already? just... leave me alone. leave me alone,                           and please,                just LET ME TRY TO FIX THIS. ❜

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                  starter call!

likely gonna be set in the dark!tadashi verse, since i realized i’ve yet to interact in there and it looks like it’s gonna be HELLA

[angstmemes]

disturbing starters

Be warned that these are very scary sentences. If you can’t handle horror, or get nightmares easily, these sentences probably aren’t for you.

“Of course I don’t want to kill you! I already have!” “Who are you looking at?” “What are you talking about? There’s nobody else in the room… right?” “I’m going to kill you now.” “There’s a knocking sound coming from the mirror.” “There’s someone looking at you through the window.” “I heard someone saying my name when I was in the shower this morning. You weren’t home then, were you?” “Why are you telling me that you’re going to get killed…? You’ve been dead for two years.” “Don’t go downstairs. I heard it call you too, in my voice, but it wasn’t me.” “Why are you making me dinner? We just ate…” “I keep hearing my daughter/son/wife/husband/boy/girlfriend scream every night while I’m wide awake, but they’ve been dead for years.” “What do you mean you didn’t leave this message for me? Then who did?” “There are all these pictures on my phone of me sleeping last night– but there was nobody else home but me. I don’t know what’s going on, but I think that someone– something– is breaking into my house.” “I can hear laughing coming from the attic, but we’re the only ones home…” “Don’t look in the mirror. That reflection isn’t you.” “If you go outside now, they’re going to steal you. They want you.” “I have the feeling that I’m being watched.” “The cat isn’t staring at you… he’s staring behind you.” “I live alone, as you know, but when I woke up last night, I could feel a breathing down my neck.” “I know that the old man who lived next door died, but I hear him talk to himself every day, like he used to.” “Can you see that too? That thing staring at me at the end of the bed?”

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the fuck is this update

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aaand it’s official. i need to make a blog for a character off ACOTAR. slay me, someone join in and listen to me rant for the next twenty minutes [and hmu with your skype if you ever read it or if you’ve read it]

Keep reading

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theme coding

theme coding (x3)

dark!tadashi starters

pietro drafts

tadashi drafts

honey drafts

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GIVEAWAY WINNERS.

congrats to the following three of you, who have won accelerite‘s and my theme, coding, and icon giveaway! you have forty-eight hours to message her or me (askbox, fanmail, or skype) before the prizes will be passed on to somebody else. =)

nikephxrxs

cursedcurios

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thanks a lot to everyone who entered! have a beautiful day, lovelies <3

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single dad and his daughter’s kindergarten teacher.

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hi you still RP as Tadashi, right?

yes, i do~ admittedly i am far more selective than i was in my previous tadashi incarnation (wow does that make any sense), but i do, indeed, write for him.  =)

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