Are You Lost?

• Xi • He/Him/They/Them • 25 • INFP • ||I'm a mess||

[oneheadtoanother]

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

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Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

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[auxinb0y]

Hey anybody looking for a sugarbaby, asking for a friend.

Edit: Kay I’m serious, bring it.

[satyriconmp3]

i am in severe distress. i am vibing. i am king of the world. i am bored. i am lost at sea. i am making coffee. i am foraging in the forest. i am making tea. i am chasing pigeons. i am napping in a chair

[diaryofaborderlineman]

BPD is having a mental breakdown but refusing to contact anyone because they won’t actually care and you don’t want to bother them or upset them with your erratic behavior so you just sit in your room and hope you can find a way to distract your mind before you hurt yourself

[unstablemotions]

do you ever just sit there doing your business when suddenly realisation hits you and you remember that you are in fact a total wreck mentally and that you’ll always deal with that shit

[velvetacademia-deactivated20210]

BEE DAGGER !!

[helloitsbees]

[badlydrawneverything]

[auxinb0y]

https://gofund.me/46383c11

Gender Affirming Top Surgery, organized by Madeline Kluz

Hi friends and supporters! I am Madz, a non-binary, transgender-identifying human and I us… Madeline Kluz needs your support for Gender Aff

This is my partner’s gofundme for their top surgery!!! Even if you can’t donate, if you could please spread this the way our incompetent former president allowed covid to, I would GREATLY appreciate it!! They are such an amazing individual and I just want this precious bean happy!!

[lluviagf]

I have been crying bc I found pics of little frogs with little hats

[lluviagf]

[heresylog]

what pronouns should we use for you?

For me? I am but a little flower.

[theyarkunited]

For example, Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ. 

[heresylog]

Hello?

[mikkeneko]

character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move

[mikkeneko]

he’s on a team with Heat Vision Man, who actually has no heat vision and is another speedster, he just glares at people then runs over and punches them and is back before they can see him move

[mikkeneko]

(the entire team is actually just composed of speedsters who all use their speed in different ways, and they all pretend otherwise in front of their teammates)

[thatll-do]

The only speedster on their team is actually a teleporter

[shieldfoss]

They all have imposter syndrome because, no matter how fast they speed up, they still can’t see him move. “He’s a real speedster,” they all think. “I’m just a washed up fastguy who needs to pretend I’m a different kind of hero. I’m so scared he’ll tell the others.”

[reformed-roark]

Coming in Marvel phase 5:

Anxiety Squad

[sandersstudies]

So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

[sandersstudies]

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

[sandersstudies]

HOMEWRECKER

[titimylove]

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

[sandersstudies]

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

[auxinb0y]

Me, gripping my syringe of testosterone: GiVe mE tHe bEaRd I dEsIrE i WiSh tO LoOk LiKe a fOrEsT cReAtUrE!!!!

[thankyousirmayihaveanother]

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

whats agriculture

[xtec]

THIS

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

I showed this to my boyfriend and he sprinted to the cupboard and pulled this out

[endangered-justice-seeker]

One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

[afro-evolutionary-astrology]

Direct Action; minor-friendly edition lmao