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“Oh, but Puppy, I thought everyone wanted to snog you. Isn’t that your whole thing? The super hot brooding bad boy with pillowy lips and swoopy hair? I mean, sure, you may not have had as many adoring fans as Longbottom back in school, but you were a close fourth.” Mary’s smirk was wide and playful, and she leaned forward, lowering her voice just a touch. “Go on, then. Fish me up some apples, pretty boy.”
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“everyone does want to snog me, i just avoid commenting on it because that would be uncouth for a man of my stature.” sirius flashed her a large grin, though it was dramatically overtaken by a grimace, “fourth? fourth? you need to relax, mate, i could take you to court for this. wizengamot’ll be all over your ass.” he shook his head, “nope, for that, you have to go first. i’d hate to make you look bad.”
















