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solunar-light-deactivated202102

Me: reblogging you (flirtatiously)

urluvsickfaeriegf

my tarot cards said we should kiss <3

hehehe-1212-deactivated20230901

if you catch me looking at your lips when you talk, just kiss me

depsidase

thatspectacularpigeon

This is actually something I was thinking about is that rent can not exceed 1/3 of monthly minimum wage income.

So let's say state is on federal Minimum wage which is about 1100 a month so in that state no matter what rent on any place could not exceed 370 dollars.

Even if minimum wage was 15 dollars (about 2400 a month) max rent could be 800

So if landlord want more money they would have to fight bosses and state legislature to get it.

Like average Pennsylvania rent is 1400 and in this world if landlord wanted to charge that the would have to get minimum wage raised to 26 dollars an hour.

patternsinnoise

To bosses and landlords:

chivalrouswooly

I’ve genuinely always wondered why wages are flat rate, rather than directly related to other factors.

soberscientistlife

Prevention always cost less than repair

guerrillatech

reluctantbroodingdads

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

netherworldpost

Did everyone consent to being there, did the dancers know their audience, were they paid (looking at the yesses) what the fuck is the problem

I don't know what it will take to break this into your gooey young hearts, but you don't stop having fun -- all forms: physical, mental, sexual, social, literarily, culturally -- as you age

You should be seeking joy and pleasure until the very instant you exhale your last mortal breath

Renounce pleasure at your own loss, I will spend none of my life force or temporal passage grieving for you or remembering you

fieldbears

Having worked in elder care, I can tell you exactly what this is, because I’ve seen it before:

Adults cannot accept that their elderly parents could be horny.

This is ESPECIALLY true if one of their parents has passed. Pop Pop loved Gam Gam! He can’t possibly have found a girlfriend at the home! Or, worse and more common, Gam Gam can’t possibly have found a boyfriend! This must be a sign of senility and the man is taking advantage! (No, ma’am, your mother is fully present and wheels over to Mr. Jones’s room every afternoon like clockwork. They hold hands at bingo sometimes. Please be happy for her. We are.)

All that to say, lots of residents probably loved this and their adult kids threw a stink.

princessbubblegumandjustice

My sister has delivered care at several skilled nursing facilities and the amount of elderly people who sneak off to fuck each other is insane.

80% of people between 50-90 are sexually active. The rate of STIs among nursing home residents is pretty high—that doesn’t happen for no reason.

I’m sure they went door to door letting everyone know strippers were in the common room if they want to see and the only thing these men were upset about was they had no singles.

missbaphomet

fierceawakening

"Sexuality is only for young adults" is gross and a lie.

If you find yourself no longer interested, fine. That's normal.

BUT SO IS CONTINUING TO BE INTERESTED.

Both are normal, and both are fine.

chokopoppo

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

sprachgefuehle

I am not a fan of all those lists of “untranslatable words” but I don’t believe that there is a translation of the word that can be as satisfying as “Feierabend” itself. One of the best German words. Incredibly good. 12/10. Everyone should feier their abend.

depsidase

inthefallofasparrow

For anyone who may be wondering, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen' are the German words for Thunder and Lightning. Contrary to popular belief, Santa Claus was not a part of the fabled Donner Party tragedy of 1847, nor as far as we know, did he ever partake in cannibalism.