avery the mayo

he/him ・ roleplay sideblog ・ @d3reklord3's avery

[av3ry-the-mayo]

ᥲvery !!

hello, i'm avery! i go by he/him :3

i'm italian and bilingual (ita/eng)

i'm also part slime — isn't that so cool!!! except when i get fevers... then it's not so cool :c

i love minecraft and my best friend, @d3reklord3!

mod notes:

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[ppcrn-krnl]

Assorted traditional doodles this time! I pulled an allnighter to finish a hellish amount of assignments for uni... can you tell I was coping hard bc I was.

Avery is fortunately very expressive and fun to draw and they both kept me company all night 🫶🟢

What pulling 24h+ at the library after work will do to a feller 😔

Bonus: the full doodle spread and D3rlord3 ahh looking logo on a pair of pants I have 😭 Not it having Derek's initials on it too

[i-reblog-predators-and-idiots-d]

check out Avery the mayo they’re saying transautistic people (people who wanna be autistic but aren’t) are valid or something im so sick of them fr

@av3ry-the-mayo do you actually think this and if so how on earth does this make any sense to you

[av3ry-the-mayo]

1. there are many people who are roleplayers of averythemayo, i'm not the only one so i don't know why i specifically got tagged,

2. i don't actually think this, and

3. i haven't even posted about or reblogged posts about autism, and its disgusting you're not fact-checking before tagging people in your post.

because with a user like "i reblog predators", tagging anyone in your posts without proof of what you're claiming can be interpreted as defamation and this could get you into serious legal trouble.

and if you're not old enough to go to court by yourself (because you're underage), that would make it even worse because reblogging preds can put you in danger. for your own safety (legal / financial or otherwise), stop it. don't do this sort of thing anymore, there are too many risks attached.

i'm not sure where this even came from, but leave me alone. i'm clearly not who anon was referring to. not only are there numerous averythemayo accounts, but i haven't even mentioned autism in any of my posts. maybe another averythemayo RP blog said this, i don't know, but i sure as hell didn't.

it doesn't even take that long to search keywords ("autism", "transID", etc) on my blog, just fact-check your anons dude.

[avery-the-most-mayo]

Hi! I’m plotting your downfall :3

- @lowkeylokilies

HUH?????

[lowkeylokilies]

Let me ask some things

How long should we give him?

1 day

2-3 days

3-5 days

5 days to 1 week

Have mercy!

Voting ended onMay 25

Tags so people vote on this—I’m a being of the people :)

@thehareseyesglimmer @theyellowkinghastur @ask-the-king-in-yellow @ask-d3rlord @avery-the-most-mayo (I’ll let you vote too :) @d3r-the-golden-spartan @keytocarcosa @kinginyellowlover @averyposting @another-king-in-yellow @d3r3klord @av3ry-the-mayo

[av3ry-the-mayo]

"(i'll let you vote)" oh okay, so i'm an after-thought 😭😭

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[simlishveeve]

wifies you want to give us more info on derek’s mom soooo bad oooooo

[d3reklord3]

why do you want to know about my mom so bad?

[simlishveeve]

you look like someone who deserves two moms and im willing to step in

[av3ry-the-mayo]

[av3ry-the-mayo]

imagine someone threatens to call the police and then they just call The Police

[av3ry-the-mayo]

bah, who am i kidding? they're ancient by now, the new generation doesn't know who sting is :/

[av3ry-the-mayo]

imagine someone threatens to call the police and then they just call The Police

[av3ry-the-mayo]

and yes, he is that down bad.

[unknownwitness]

[av3ry-the-mayo]

wiwiwwiwiwi

[fnsarchive]

i heard avery goes surfing or something like that

[ggentick]

no caption for this one.

[f3nxtyl]

Computer, make them into cute magical girls

[av3ry-the-mayo]

i'm the kind of guy to tell you that you've been living a lie (alex is a guy; the skin is based off of jeb)

[angrychicagoan24]

alex was a guy but i think in all minecraft canon has been turned into a girl so alex is actually trans

[av3ry-the-mayo]

we love a transfem queen 🙏🙏

[kiwiwothecreature]

I love being able to draw