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Guaranteed this blog wasnt what you expected. :P Kaye. 25. Workaholic. Horror junkie.

[bogleech]

this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

[poreless]

siri is isis spelled backwards!

[lindsaychrist]

[hometowncelebrity]

uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…

[poreless]

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[coat]

Dimmadamn…..

[sidnugget]

¿

[h0odrich]

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

[firefox-official]

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar

also what the hell are kits then

[firefox-official]

babies. duh

[gayemo]

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

[firefox-official]

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

[dykeufo]

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

[firefox-official]

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

[voidedmuffin]

wait. what are cats then

[firefox-official]

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

[cygnusposts]

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

[firefox-official]

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

[williamshamspeare]

the fuck is a warrior cat

[firefox-official]

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

[superultramefanerd]

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

[firefox-official]

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

[echotunes]

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

[firefox-official]

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

[quinniehere]

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

[firefox-official]

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

[tiny-crecher]

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

[firefox-official]

neither should tigerstar but guess what

[firefly464]

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

[firefox-official]

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

[firefox-official]

hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is

[glowearring]

what are two legs considered?

[firefox-official]

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

[gaytoddhoward]

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

[firefox-official]

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

[foxfished]

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

[firefox-official]

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

[puddlewing]

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

[firefox-official]

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

[gothic1997]

[thepervertedasian-blog]

I’m so confused

[unsettlingstories]

Mfw they do a “realistic” portrayal of cats in CATS and they don’t have everyone’s asshole hanging out.

[eritornodate]

Christmas in Midtown 🥀✨🍂

[anarchismwillwin]

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

[oppressionisntrad-blog]

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

[tattoosfade]

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

[admthrawn]

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

theft for many is survival in this system and taking away from multi-billion dollar companies that are a part of the oppressive capitalist system

[vegan-lavellan-deactivated20210]

I love this post so much. Like, an unbelievable amount. 

[liamgalgey]

And they say there’s no honour among thieves.

[spaceviral-archive-deactivated2]

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

[searching-for-repentance]

Mental illness is stored in the balls

[onlyhams]

​mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell

[sevarate]

[oxydepth-deactivated20191216]

Kinda tired. Kinda horny. Extra anxious. A novel by me.

[strangehorse]

broke: using ‘boys will be boys’ to defend abusive and predatory behaviour

woke: using ‘boys will be boys’ to describe boys and men doing jackass-style stuff for fun

[strangehorse]

‘of course he’s teasing her, boys will be boys!’: bad, hate that

‘we got bored so we decided to tie a roman candle to a drone and have it chase us’: outstandingly good

[hashtagloveloses]

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

[digidiskette]

What’s better— the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a woman’s boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

This is so FUCKING cute help me

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

The teamwork is fucking outstanding.

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[thepassioncrisis]

Everyone warns you about red flags in a relationship but I want to hear about green flags

So here’s some. Add your own if you’d like!

* listens to you talk when you have issues and supports you through them

* stops doing things you tell them make you uncomfortable

* compromises when necessary

* never puts you down deliberately, especially not publically

* supports your ambitions

* uses a calm rational tone during arguments

* is able to apologise when they’re in the wrong

* aids your growth process

[beansprouts]

* provides you with time and support as you need it but still prioritizes themselves first

* wants to get to know your friends

* has their own friends too

* respects your financial situation & considers it when making plans

* thanks you for speaking your mind

* acknowledges & plans for potential negative outcomes

* treats you like a friend, in addition to a romantic partner