Tiny Julie

I'm not saying I hate everyone but if it was up to me and only me to save the entire world from an apocalypse, I wouldn't.

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Amazing day for @ihatemymermaidboyfriend , two fully recorded songs and a bonus track. Yipee! Enjoy her sophomore album.

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10pm, it's strange.

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@ihatemymermaidboyfriend ☆Will You Survive The Fall?

May 5, 2026 @ 5:00p.m.

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I ate one teaspoon of ice cream and I hate myselfffff

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Cheese cheese cheese

It's sickening.

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Good morning!☆

I'll go back to sleep and never wake up.

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A worm's been eating my insides.

It doesn't really hurt.

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Too Sweet☆

Get a doughnut right now

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I have no self control at all. ♡♪

Like if you have no self control either.

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I'm going to get everyone here again.

@lightscamera-attraction

@princess-scandarella

@fayxine

@theresnogirllikeme

@beautyisthebeast23

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Great Gifts!

Narci: An AK-47.

Nara: Acting classes.

Pearl: You.

Judy: Alyssa Carmen CD, vinyl record, casette tape, poster, a magazine with her on the cover.

Alyssa: Print out a multi-chaptered (35 chapters minimum) Judyssa slow burn angsty lemon fanfiction that ends in them having 7 beautiful children.

Kylie: Bootleg Sailor Moon wand.

Icarus: Anything hot pink and bedazzled.

Ratbert: Lacey dress with a small ribbon on it.

Terrence: Nothing. Because he doesn't deserve anything.

Diane: Sparkly LPS figures.

Eggo: Sparkly LPS figures. (2) or a life-sized skeleton.

Sadie: Studded belts or studded bracelets.

Jack: Get him potato chips. Or a snickers.

Katrina: Chocolate strawberries.

Elaine: Anything from Victoria's Secret, really.

Gregory: Anything from Victoria's Secret, really. (2)

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Terrible Gifts

Narci: Give her a teddy bear that sings except it doesn't have an off button so it just keeps singing until the battery runs out.

Nara: One ticket to a children's theater production. She'll immediately have a meltdown over it.

Pearl: Get her a box of store-bought blueberry muffins and have her eat it in front of you.

Judy: Alyssa Carmen CD, vinyl record, casette tape, poster, a magazine with her on the cover.

Alyssa: Print out a poorly written Judy x Edward fanfiction and make her read it out loud.

Kylie: A copy of Noli Me Tangere.

Icarus: Colorless lip gloss and money for a trip to the barber.

Ratbert: Pesticide.

Terrence: A job.

Diane: Don't get her anything.

Eggo: Eggo waffles blueberry flavored. It's getting old. And if you want to pull that off then at least get the classic! He hates blueberries.

Sadie: Baby alive doll, the most irritating and noisiest one.

Jack: A sock. Not a pair, just one sock.

Katrina: Smiggle pencil case.

Elaine: Her headshots from 2005. And make her sign it.

Gregory: AI generated art print.

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Thanks

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A young artist named Judy Nora, finally releases an album under a label and becomes a one hit wonder. As she departs from her home, West Covina and enters New York with her younger sister, Ophelia. She sparks feud with the newest pop princess, Alyssa Twilight.

Chapter I releases...we'll figure it out. @scandal2025

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We were slacking off

@deerissofunny @ringthebelles

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Get ready for April 29th.