My Vagina Dialogues

Hi, my name is Kristy and I aggressively check my email every 15 minutes. This blog does not feature the adventures of my vagina. Snapchat: kristykreme22

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[srsfunny]

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

[pocketrunner]

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.” - Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

[lesbianrey]

why would you wish lesbianism upon anyone? lesbians are a dead weight on the society. they don't contribute to humanity, they don't have kids, they are degenerate and decadent

vice president pence don’t you have something else to do

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[tastefullyoffensive]

[avaginadialogue]

I'm in me golf cart

[pettycentral]

[thee-boo-cocky]

I feel personally attacked

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

[baawri]

[micdotcom]

Watch: The Young Turks’ Cenk Uygur nailed why millennials get so much sh*t. 

[thecommonchick]

Me opening up to someone:

[zombiebruja]

Gemini Scorpio Aquarius Capricorn Sagittarius

[b99thingsv2]

[avaginadialogue]

Same

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

I am crying

[thesickestsinner]

klancestors 

@rudelyfe bruh….

[kingrudegyalchina]

Greatness

[onlytwitterpics]

[bitchycode]

I got you a box

[thursday]

[profashionall]