A Whole Lotta Nothin

Literally just funny/cute stuff and really gay shit

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

[parkchanwoohoo]

Can anyone tell me if the Unabomber was problematic

[flagellant]

[literallymechanical]

The fact that pre-Unabomber Kaczynski was a once-in-a-generation mathematical genius means that citing his research can be a tad awkward unless you just roll with it, which resulted in the greatest footnote ever written.

[toastbutteregg]

[ecthecat]

Also the other day I bought coffee with cash and I wa s thinking how I manage to not spend any money the entire day

Cash is not real money apparently

[hashtagfave]

Unless you see account balance declining it's not real and therefore cash is real only at the moment of withdrawing cash but that happened before your got your coffee so yeah pretty much

[paxamericana]

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve played 10 hours in Elden Ring and have accidentally killed every merchant but the first one

[pangur-and-grim]

it’s my coping mechanism

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

[funny-tik-toks]

[hubrisbasement]

they’re minor inconveniences to you, to me they’re world-ending tragedies

[kintatsujo]

The concept that humans have motherly instincts pisses me off not only because of the millions of kids that have been messed up by this

But because other primates have to watch experienced parents and learn from them and this is such a known and important factor that it's accounted for in wildlife breeding programs

If some monkey has to learn from her more experienced elders how to raise a baby why the fuck do we expect humans to have instincts for it

[travelsafely]

if we lose gay marriage im going to start advocating abolishing the institution altogether. if i cant get married, no one can.

[unstablecryptid]

[imposterogers]

mads babe just say jared leto

[steakplissken]

Happy Dead Thatcher Day

[steakplissken]

Twitter is real good for a laugh right now. The British are celebrating.

[willowcrowned]

Something very cool to me about Star Wars that’s also a complete accident is the way space in the OT feels so much darker and emptier than in the prequels. Obviously it’s just a result of Lucas getting the green light to do whatever he wanted and sacrificing structure for tons of world building, but it does really make the prequels feel more full of life than the OT.

You see Tatooine and Naboo and Coruscant in the prequels, Kamino and Geonosis and Utapau and Mustafar. Obi-Wan and Anakin throw out random names of planets three times a movie, coupled with a quip about something that happened there. There’s a whole, thriving galaxy out there that feels immediate because the characters know it, because they’ve been there and they remember it. And then… the OT. Luke has never left Tatooine. When he does, the first planet he sees is a smoking ruin. Dantooine, that Leia mentions, is abandoned. Han hasn’t touched his home planet of Corellia in years. Hoth is hidden and desolate. Dagobah is home only to one person. Bespin is out of the way, and also the only place Han, Leia, and Chewie have to go. The galaxy is cut off in the OT—darker and emptier. And it’s a total accident, but… it works anyways. The Empire has risen. The galaxy is splintered. Everyone is alone.

[ambassadorquark]

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

[ambassadorquark]

well since nobody in my notes has stepped up and done this. fuck it wolfboy and vampirate

[ambassadorquark]

literally the only funny tags in the history of this post

[thundergrace]

Will Smith Barred From Attending Any Academy Events for 10 Years

“During our telecast, we did not adequately address the situation in the room,” the Academy said in an open letter.

Welp, so much for the prediction that he and Chris could host within a few years as the ultimate Oscars gimmick.

Two genuine apologies and he resigned from the academy. But it's just not enough for these people.

All his projects are on hold. Deals are on hold. Now he can't attend the Oscars for ten years.

I've never witnessed anyone in Hollywood actually be punished by Hollywood until now.

[bonyassfish]

Just so we’re clear: Jim Carey forcibly kissed a teenage Alicia Silverstone without her consent at an awards show. Was not punished. Adrien Brody forcibly kissed Halle Berry at an award show without her consent. Also was not punished. John Wayne had to be physically held back from attacking Sacheen Littlefeather at the Oscars. Was not punished. Roman Polanski was given an Oscar in abstention because if he came to collect the award in person, he would have been arrested due to his conviction for statutory rape. Was not removed from the academy until 2018. Casey Affleck was given an Oscar shortly after he was accused to sexual harassment. Woody Allen has been nominated and awarded several times by the academy despite allegations of molestation being public since the 1990s.