Available Forms

[dopeandlegit]

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[availableforms]

“New”?

[pusheen]

[everydaylouie]

upstate anthem (or, an ode to leaving home)

(spotify) (youtube)

[mousegirlheart]

please look at this beautiful mouse

[echo-heo]

Party rock is¹ in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)²

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¹Pretty sure it’s “party rockers.”³

²LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” Sorry for Party Rocking, 2011

³It’s “party rock is.”— Ed.

[bermudarhombus1]

Friendly reminder to check your child's Halloween candy this year, I just found an endless labyrinth of physically-impossible tunnels reflecting the descent into madness of multiple unreliable narrators, each with their own obsessive goal that they pursue to the point of harming themselves inside of a snickers bar

[bgm05]

[availableforms]

[henk-heijmans]

Rabbits fighting mid-air in Kyushu, Japan, 2024 - by Mora Nakamura, Japanese

[crazy-brazilian]

[demigardess]

[thinepedestrian]

IF YOURE IN FLORIDA LISTEN UPPP

[saywhat-politics]

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

[latenightgasstationwalk]

[blackwoolncrown]

"In case anyone missed it, the tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has now spread to Ohio.

[The Republican Administration] has ordered the CDC to not report on this"

[serageranium]

Tuberculosis case identified at Ohio high school

Reporters did not receive a response when it reached out to school officials.

Active tuberculosis case detected at West Michigan school

Health officials confirmed a person at a West Michigan school was diagnosed with active tuberculosis

[halorvic]

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[towerofglass]

[audiobyte-moved]

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi