lonk from pennsylvania

he/they i use cryptic ancient runes to make things fly

[bermudarhombus1]

Sandon Branderson

[grrlterrier]

One of my favourite customer interactions

[as-if-and-only-if]

you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”

[yujikibafaiz]

Why does the US has so many “male oriented” products. 

[kuzunoharaidou-deactivated20220]

[mrbuttigham-deactivated20141125]

Are u kidding me yogurt is almost always targeted toward women.

[yujikibafaiz]

Okay cool and all but check this out:

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[3atsy-deactivated20181022]

??

[yujikibafaiz]

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[ghw-archive]

The Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet (b. Paris, 1943), Lithography, 2000.

[bermudarhombus1]

My Cat Rosie, Me, Photography, 2026

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[emuus]

I'd like to propose a Layover off-season episode entitled "We All Learn A Bit About Sam" in which we all learn a bit about Sam

[fleysh]

[thewrldlooksred]

got inspired by a #pedestrian post + have been stressed at crosswalks and the like lately sooo.

✨️ PEDESTRIAN AFFIRMATIONS ✨️

drivers are so mindful and love me for existing on the road ❤️❤️

[toshio]

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

[misfit-freaks]

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

[femmeslash]

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

[femmeslash]

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]

[feldfrog]

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[haarute]

pov you are sent to hell