Things Avatars Definitely Said

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Azula: I dunno.  Would it be wrong to kill him?  I mean, he is my uncle.

Azula: Eh.  Can’t make a Hamlet without breaking a few eggs.

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Zuko, hair draped angstily: Hello, Zuko here.

Sokka, whispering: Are we sure this is Zuko?  He looks kind of... One  Direction-y.

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Sokka, throwing up his hands: Am I the only person on this team who’s straight?

Katara: Sokka, I’ve seen the way you look at Zuko.  You’re not that straight.

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Aang: It’s all my fault.  I... don’t know what to say.

Azula: Oh yeah?  I do, but you guys are rated PG-13.

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Waiter: Are you ready to pay, sir?

Zuko: If you knew me, you would know I can never pay for what I’ve done.

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Zuko: You’re not my real dad!

Iroh: I should hope not, he’s an asshole.

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Sokka: The moon is beautiful tonight

Suki: You know who else is beautiful?

Both of them: Zuko.

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@incorrectzukka​ hope you don’t mind, HAD to draw this.

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Ozai: So is this what it's like worrying about your kids? Thinking of all the terrible things that could be happening? Parenting is tough stuff. It's good to have someone to talk to. Someone who cares as much as you do.

Ursa: You're right. I should call Iroh.

Ozai: And she turns the dagger.

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Katara: That guy seems great.

Zuko: He is! I think. Vijay and I went to boarding school together. His dad went to prison for smuggling cocaine, so.

Katara: Aww. You were bad-dad kids.

Zuko: Something like that. In ninth grade, we used to own the corner table at lunch. The one no one else sat at.

Katara: [faux-shocked gasp] You were a weird loner in high school? Stop.

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Sokka: Am I imagining things or did you just speak ballet?

Zuko: If you must know my mother made me take ballet class. For five years. I showed great promise.

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Fire Nation guard: You two! What are you doing back here? Who are you?

Zuko and Sokka, on an undercover mission, simultaneously: I’m Li

The guard:

Zuko:

Sokka:

Sokka: we’re um

[awkwardly holds Zuko’s hand]

Sokka: we’re Mister and Mister Li

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[while they are all handcuffed together, trying to escape from pirates]

Aang: You should be more patient, Toph. After all, Azula is an elderly lady and doesn’t move like she used to.

Toph: I suppose you’re right.

Azula: I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies.

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aang: past avatars please give me your wisdom to solve this problem without violence

kyoshi: lmao loser doesnt want to kill anyone

aang:

aang: hey can i talk to someone else

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Aang: Every place has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on an island where the principal form of recreation was juggling turtleducks. My hand to the spirits. Baby turtleducks. Turtleducklings. They were juggled.

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Sokka: You think you’re better than other people!

Azula: Just the ones I’m better than.

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Rogue firebender holding adult Sokka captive: You fought with Avatar Aang in the battle?

Sokka, hungry, grumpy: Fought with a lot of people in the battle.

Firebender: And your husband, Lord Zuko?

Sokka: Fight with him sometimes, too.

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Sokka: We're gonna die.

Toph: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Sokka. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for the spirits to let us die. Huh? [pointing to her own face] Look at that chiseled jaw!