[anxeious]

[sugaredviolettess]

jerk off for me whiteboy

[maxxie-or-smth]

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

[electronicpuppykryptonite]

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[dorian-mode-deactivated20240926]

Is that gay porn?

[howdoiflythisthing]

No, it's when you're escorted off the worksite due to forgetting your hardhat.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[fvgsxul]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[orpheuslament]

we lost so much as a society when doctors stopped carrying around those cunty leather bags with all their little toys in them

[xanaxfarts]

rewards member......................... loyalty program........................ point system................. cash back.................. subscription perks....................... download app............................. scan qr code.............................

[orpheuslament]

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

[killrockstar]

what about those of us who want nasty explicit lesbian sex on tv

[altar-of-flesh]

Friendly reminder that you can always be sluttier

Like... conservatives are gonna call us sexual deviants anyways, might as well earn that title

[bliss-bud]

Robert in these skinny (slutty) little 90s style dad glasses. thats it thats the post

PLEASE SEE MY VISION

[reraidoten]

I see your vision. I almost died putting this together.

[caulifleurrr]

this post+reblog is the reason why i gave robert glasses 🤤🫦

[iliothermia]

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure