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papikyoo

You don't hear what he hears.

#dungeon meshi

soggywormsss

ki ki ki ma ma ma

#blood #horror #bark bark bark

thedeliaishere

theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing

materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)

agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.

#I think of this post every time I walk past the crystal shop in the mall

apolladay

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

No pet

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

#pazuzu #may or may not be a fictional character depending upon where you stand vis a vis ancient Mesopotamian religion #but I did kinda name him after the demon from the exorcist and not the real life figure anyway

redstonedust

crazy how you can get used to working around problems that have very easy fixes. for like 6 months we used a hand towel to jam a kitchen cabinet closed because the hinges were broken and it turns out fixing it took me like $5 and 20 minutes. bedroom door has been squeaky for years and all it needed was a lil wd40. im sure this can apply to mental health too but i wouldnt know about all that.

willo-or-something

mevil

nehirose

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

animentality

bobcatmoran

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

cobaltspartan

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

cursedpossums

unrestrained summer fun

cursedpossums

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

bisexualbaker

[Image: A beautiful picture of clouds at the beach, lit up golden by the sun. Blurred out in the immediate foreground is the face of a Virginia opossum. End ID.]

What I'm taking away from this is that the southern hemisphere has the opportunity to do something really hilarious in late November...

notjusthespongenextdoor

we joke about the cubus in amaurot but honestly if a new yorker made a simulacrum of new york 10,000 years in the future and someone was like "why are there fucking rats" they Would react like that one tweet

i-love-my-blorbo-polls

How does your blorbo do at sea? More importantly, will they get scurvy. this is important and not at all because I am at sea

HOW SEA-SAVVY IS YOUR BLORBO

boss bitch. captain of the Vessel

second in command. good navigation skills

#1 deck swabber

immediately scurvy-ridden

dies instantly upon entering marine territory

Voting ended onJun 7

#Edward got on a boat one time and was bedridden for like a year so uhhh #honoroit saw the ocean for the first time like...basically yesterday but he would at least not let anyone get scurvy

totally-a-wizard

Ed Greenwood Describing a Place That is Evil: "There were no MILFs here..."

totally-a-wizard

Ed Greenwood Describing a Different Place That Is Evil: "There were too many dommy MILFs here, which is hard to believe I know..."

totally-a-wizard

Ed Greenwood Describing a Place That is Okay: "There is an ideal ratio of MILFs to non-MILFs in government, which is about 60/40 in favor of the MILFs. In fact this is actually a statistical average, I have a chart to calculate the ratio depending on what percentage of the MILFs are specifically Chaotic Good versus Lawful Good."

totally-a-wizard

Ed Greenwood Describing a Place: "So I here is a 50 page lore article about the particulars regarding the local MILF situation..."

mikkeneko

#we all could only dream to see our fetish backstory settings canonized in a multimillion dollar franchise#live your truth Ed you crazy bastard

#ed greenwood wrote the single most insane description of a sexy outfit i have ever read in my life #i wish i had it handy #all i recall is that there were nipple spikes and chains attached from her hair to her high heels (?)#it was one of those “oh you did NOT visualize this outfit as you wrote it did you” moments #also i got him to sign my sketchbook at a con once #he made a weirdly sexual comment and the message he wrote was completely unreadable #typical ed greenwood encounter i think

theelectricdreamsofddx

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

theelectricdreamsofddx

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

tonguethief

Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me

#bardposting

healrosie

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

herheim731

Elgor

#unicorn overlord #elgor did nothing wrong

miseria-fortes-viros

yeah yeah fire-based characters are destructive and angry and violent and evil blah blah blah BORING overdone. more fire as a lifegiver. warm and comforting. fire-based characters as guides lighting the way. personal heater in the cold and dark but don’t sleep too close or you’ll wake up with heat rash. fire sterilizes and cauterizes!! more fire-based healers. plants perking up and flowers turning towards them and they attract moths. fire-based characters who are hearths instead of wildfires!! the core of a home the pillar of a community the key to societal advancement. give them an internal flame that visibly glows and flickers instead of a heart that beats. extinguish that light when they die. etc

#bardposting #after troia I think Damcyan is the most strongly elemental-themed place #Edward is SUPER fire-based #no he doesn't have fire powers but like #the prince of the burning desert in scarlet and gold #impulsive and emotional #a song that lights up the dark and a warm heart

jewishsora

"Anthy being fought over like a piece of meat was really fun and good until the show revealed how it was trying to talk about such abuse and CRITICIZE the systems that objectify and victimize women! that's just YIKES!"

jewishsora

hello? can anyone hear me? it's so dark.

#utena #oughhhh ok Im saying this as someone who fetishize sexualize romanticizes the concept of princes like it's my fuckin job #“I love utena as a prince” is like the “more women drone pilots” of literary interpertation lol #the whole point of the show is that a system that sorts people into princes and princesses is wrong on its face #and it doesn't matter how heroic the person is who takes on those roles #the problem isn't that women can't be princes the problem is that there are princes at all #hughhgheh #and like “anthy's consent doesn't seem to matter” as a negative is so like #the way people talk about portrayals of consent in fictional settings is so ass #like of course it doesn't that's what the story is about #if you don't make sure a character Consents To Things you've done like a wrong thing against the character #you've made a Bad Portrayal of Consent #like fuck off man

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