Titty Sprinklez

I post what I want

[shook-ti]

[officialfood-deactivated2016101]

When you’re joking around with your family and almost reveal something about yourself.

[illuminaughtyprincess]

[rnutualfollow]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

his names is spaghetti

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation” 

taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top

[mangonetics]

joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.

taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

[joannus]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bob-belcher]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Also!!!!

1) Hulk is naked in this movie. We see Hulk butt. Thor reacts to the presence of Hulk dick. We know Hulk Dick is there and Hulk nudity is on the table. They took the time to cgi the butt. They have the model for the butt.

2) Bruce makes repeated reference to how tight Tony’s pants are

3) the Hulk got much bigger thighs etc than Bruce do

4) the clear and present conclusion to this is that in the final battle Hulk should have busted out big Hulk dick swinging like god’s worst battering ram, Hulk butt shining in the starlight, Hulk balls clapping together like the fucking doom boom doom of the ultimate battle drum

5) show us full frontal Hulk nudity you fucking cowards, show us the biggest greenest dong this world has ever seen, put it on our 3d imax screens, Disney, you have all the tools and opportunity you need

[booplesnootscookies]

do you take criticisms on your posts

[andhumanslovedstories]

thank you for asking!! unfortunately this post is flawless  

[adeles]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[everythingfox]

A mozzarella stick!

[everythingfox]

yum

[frist--xvi]

[turbolesbo]

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[terriamon]

naruto wouldn’t treat me like this

[doodlegirll]

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[mamalazzer]

Sebastian Stan leaves a message for his dad, Mark Hamill