Guardian of the Ass

ASSguardian at your service

[avengers-avenging-spiderling]

SHANGCHI PREMIERE TONIGHT

[avengers-avenging-spiderling]

tony was a better father to nebula way more than thanos had been

[avengers-avenging-spiderling]

has anyone read the cerulean by amy ewing? i wanna chat

[thevampwitch]

DREAM HOMES: Celestial 🌞🌙⭐️

[versias]

if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

[shadovvlurking]

get out

[oi-dancing-boy]

#he wants the phd

[viostormcaller]

S T O P

[alksdjaslkfdalsk]

I SEE NO DIFFERENCE—

[spacehunter-m]

reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind

[goddamnidiot]

the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post

[bisexual-avengerbish]

I know im not the only person that rotates fandoms like a roullete wheel.

in my wheel, however:

Harry Potter

Marvel/MCU

Percy Jackson

Divergent

Hunger Games

New Girl

Criminal Minds

Random Fandom from a book or movie in the off chance that I try something new instead of going back to my comfort characters and fictional superheroes that always seem to fill the hole in my heart that aches for someone to save me from myself.

oh and occasionally Big Bang Theory because I identify as a dumb Sheldon

[avengers-avenging-spiderling]

literally same but also

lucifer

friends

sherlock

stranger things

outerbanks

modern family

supernatural

the vampire diaries

euphoria

maze runner

and so much more 🤦🏾‍♀️

[rosecrystal]

mothers day this fathers day that what about eldest daughter day

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

NZ traditional haka for black lives matter, video posted june 3rd 2020

[thickemo]

For those of you who don't know, this specific haka was written by a father to acknowledge his son's wrongdoing and basically tell him to get his shit together. It is also modernly used as a haka tautoko, or acknowledgement, in some contexts.

Y'all see how symbolic this is, right? It's both acknowledging current events as a show of solidarity, but also calling for world leaders to get their shit together and admit their wrongdoings and try to change things. This shit is powerful.

The user quobbo on tiktok did a little rundown analysis of it here:

Quobbo is Kiing on TikTok

#stitch with @tonifui 👈(credit) | Tika Tonu (a ngeri/haka) in a 60sec tt #blm #poc #sons #aotearoa #māori

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

for some reason this ^ reblog isnt showing up in the notes? maybe it's the link, but for those looking to explains the significance of this from a closer maori experience - what the dance means and why the video is so culturally epic (if interested in knowing more, pls click this reblog)

[genre]

It was just one ant!

A Bug’s Life (1998)

[shrikesvalley-deactivated202310]

crazy how this relates to real life

[yeahletstalkgovernment]

❗ATTENTION❗

DO NOT BUY ANYTHING JULY 4TH -7TH

PEOPLE OF THE BLM MOVEMENT ARE TRYING TO CAUSE AN ECONOMIC BLACKOUT THAT WOULD COST THE GOVERNMENT AROUND 3.5 BILLION DOLLARS!

❗SPREAD THE NEWS❗

(6/2/2020)

[hank-mccoyed]

LIST OF CANON LGBTQ+ MARVEL CHARACTERS :

• Iceman (Bobby Drake) - Gay

• Northstar (Jean-Paul Beaubier) - Gay

• Miss America(America Chavez) - Lesbian

• Karolina Dean - Lesbian

• Nico Minoru - Bisexual

• Angela(Aldrif Odinsdottir) - Lesbian

• Loki - Genderfluid ( Pansexual?)

• Wiccan (Billy Kaplan) - Gay

• Hulking (Teddy Altman) - Gay

• Deadpool (Wade Wilson) - Pansexual

• Karma (Xi'an Coy Manh) - Lesbian

• Psylocke / Captain Britain (Betsy Braddock) - Bisexual

• Rictor (Julio Richter) - Gay

• Shatterstar - Bisexual

• Satana Hellstorm - Bisexual

• Bling ( Roxy Washington) - Lesbian

• Prodigy (David Alleyne) - Bisexual

• Marvel Boy (Noh-Varr) - Bisexual

• Honey Badger/ Scout (Gabby Kinney) - Sapphic

• Living Lightning (Miguel Santos) - Gay

• Mystique (Raven Darkholme) - Bisexual

• Destiny - Lesbian

• Moondragon - Lesbian

• Julie Power - Lesbian

• Christian Frost - Gay

• Kyle Jinadu-Beaubier - Gay

• Toni Ho - Lesbian

• Aikku Jokinen - Lesbian

• Morph (Benjamin Deeds ) - Gay

• Nathaniel Carver - Gay

• Giant Man (Raz Malhotra ) - Not specified,but into men

• Protector (Isaac Ikeda) - Not specified but into men

Daken Akihiro - Bisexual

Iron Man (Tony Stark) - Bisexual

Viv Vision - Lesbian , Asexual

Striker (Brandon Sharpe) - Gay

Koi Boi (Ken Shiga) - Transgender

Sera - Transgender , Lesbian

(Anole) Victor Borkowski - Gay

Fuse (Johnny Watts) - Bisexual

Alloy (Ramone Watts) - Lesbian

Jonas Graymalkin - Gay

Demolition Man (Denis Dunphy) - Gay

Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) - Bisexual

Doctor Strange (Dr Stephen Strange) - Pansexual (?)

Brunnhilde - Bisexual

Phyla-Vell - Lesbian

If I've missed anyone please add / tell me , I'll add.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🌈

[mystericmoon]

[popsunner]

Listen, I’m part of the generation that uses humor to cope, I love all the memes about 2020 just as much as you guys do. I laugh at the “we got the real roaring 20′s”, “we wanted 2020 to be a movie but we got the wrong genre”, “we really thought 2020 would be our year” sardonic tweets.

But to the people like me, who really thought 2020 would be their year?

Love, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry you walked into this year with a smile and hope, and that smile immediately fell, and that hope was immediately crushed

I’m sorry that every day there’s something else, I’m sorry that you’re scared, I’m sorry that you’re angry, I’m sorry that you’re tired.

And I know, I know that you’re having a hard time hoping again. Trust me, I know.

But this year, Adam Castillejo became the second person to be cured of HIV

This year, James Patterson art up a fund to help Indie bookstores

This year, scientists finally managed to record the narwhal 

This year, White Storks have hatched the first wild chicks in 600 years

This year, the worlds largest open-air gallery was opened with paintings by individuals with learning disabilities

This year, an eleven year old skateboarder landed the worlds first 1080 degree turn

This year, scientists mapped the entire surface of the moon for the first time ever

This year, Sweden and Austria closed their last coal plants

This year, White Tailed Eagles are spotted flying over England for the first time in 240 years

This year, NASA launched astronauts to a US space station for the first time since 2011

To all the people like me, who thought 2020 was their year: We’re here. We’re alive. The world will grow. The world will heal. Maybe 2020 isn’t our year of stress free fun and memories, but it can be our year to learn and stand up and fight, so that next year? We get everything we hoped for.

Don’t give up, don’t leave. There’s a world waiting for you.

[oberynmartell]

some of the best tweets from the last few days

[avengers-avenging-spiderling]

Stephen: Truth or Dare?

Tony: Truth.

Stephen: How many hours of sleep did you get this week?

Tony: Dare.

Stephen: Go to sleep.

Tony: I don't like this game