Avengers Initiative and S.H.I.E.L.D. Survival Tips

Passing on survival tips to new Avengers and/or Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D (Or A.I.A.S for short) from those who have been there. A place for SHIELD agents to have a little fun. Please feel free to submit your own! We accept general tips for both groups or tips specifically meant for either Avengers or Agents of Shield. Fill out the application to join the S.H.I.E.L.D. Family!

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Tip 102

Pointing out any "other jobs" that seasoned agents may or may not have, such as Agent May's apparent doppelgänger in various Star Wars TV shows, Agent Johnson's brief career as a pop star, or the striking similarity between Director Fury and Mace Windu, is never a good idea.

Submitted by @luxaii

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Tip 101

Please don’t throw whatever’s within arm’s reach at Loki to confirm he’s actually there and not an illusion. He will either catch the thing and use it against you, or you’ll make a mess of the facility. Neither are good.

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Tip 100

You should probably read through the last 99 tips again.

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can i ask about the three year hiatus

No. No you cannot.

(Well… maybe you can. Let’s just say we had a little “situation” that may or may not have involved glitter glue and someone on the Potential Global Threats list.)

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Tip 99

Phil Coulson is probably definitely not D.B. Cooper. Any striking similarities should not be questioned. Don’t try to ask him about it either. It doesn’t end well.

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Agent Notice

We now have an official group chat! It’s called AIAS Chat. To join, please submit a tip and request to be invited! (Or if you can’t find it I’ll invite you using your url from the tip submissions)

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Tip 98

Convincing Thor to dress up for Halloween as the Kool-Aid Man while busting through walls is not appropriate.

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Our queue is empty, agents... You know what that means. Send in any ideas you may have!

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Tip 97

“Yeet” is not an appropriate call-sign or com sign-off.

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Tip 96

Please be advised: Clint Barton, AKA Hawkeye, ALWAYS has access to NERF guns. Even if he appears to be unarmed, please be assured that he has them hidden away either somewhere on his person or easily accessible in his near vicinity.

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Tip 95

“Let’s get this bread” is not an appropriate comm sign-off.

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Tip 94

Whoever taught Thor to floss is being hunted by Clint and Natasha. You have been warned.

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Tip 93

Please, PLEASE, do not teach Cap to floss. The Whip and Nae Nae was bad enough.

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Tip 92

While Agent Coulson is technically a cyborg, for your own sake please refrain from robot puns as he does not take kindly to them.

Submitted by @halloweeneva

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Tip 91

Watching “Buzzfeed: Unsolved” with Peter Parker is not an appropriate use of your work time.

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I’m dead

False. Dead men send no asks