That’s science!

An archive for Avengers Academy. I only post a couple of times a week so feel free to turn on notifications to keep up with our marvelous superhero students.When gif sets and photo sets include a link to a source video, the source video isn't mine. If no link is included, that means the source is my own videos or screenshots.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Tag master post

New followers may want to start here!

Some of you may have already seen a version of this page on the browser version of this blog but I decided to remake it so it would be accessible on mobile as well, and to add some tags to older posts to better organize the story. All the tags will display the posts in chronological order so if you haven’t been here from the beginning, catching up will be much easier.  I won’t be keeping track of the individual mission names here because there are just too many of them, only the broader storylines. (On a related note, I will still always tag each post with the mission name so if you see a part 2 or 3 but haven’t seen the earlier parts, just tap on the hashtag.)

I’m not sure I managed to keep track of all the tags as I went so if you notice any missing from the list or if any of the links don’t work, please let me know!

Story     

(these tags are what I've decided to call the storylines not official designations from within the game)

• Main Storyline (pretty much everything so far)

• Character Recruiting          • Cut Scenes • Academy Secrets          • Timefog • Asgardian Storylines          • Hydra storyline • AIM storyline          • Classified Zone • SHIELD Zone          • War Zone • Asgardian Zone          • Gamma Zone

~~~~~~~

Characters

(the plain character name is for every appearance of the character. the character storyline tag is for missions where the character is driving the story or where the storyline directly pertains to the character)  • Iron Man     • Iron Man's storylines • Wasp     • Wasp's storylines • Black Widow     • Black Widow's storylines • Loki     • Loki's storylines • Captain America     • Captain America's storylines • Thor     • Thor's Storylines • Hulk    • Hulk's Storylines • Odin  • Nick Fury • Pepper Potts • Falcon  • Falcon's storylines • Vision     • Vision's storylines • Hank Pym • Newscaster Supreme • Madam Hydra • Enchantress    • Enchantress' storylines • Hydra Bully • AIM Scientist • Scientst Supreme • Ms. Marvel    • Ms. Marvel's storylines • Taskmaster     •Taskmaster's storylines • Ares • Ant-Man     • Ant-Man's storylines • Maria Hill    • Maria Hill's storylines • Tigra    • Tigra's storylines • Hulk    • Hulk's storylines • Yondu

~~~~~~~

Outfit Storylines

• Super Spy Black Widow          • Frost Giant Loki • Business Time Tony    • Space Warrior Enchantress • Hulkbuster Iron Man    • Bruce Banner Hulk • Superior Iron Man    • Kid Loki • Thanosbuster Iron Man

~~~~~~~

Events

• British Invasion

• Civil War

• AIM Attacks

• Spider-Man

• Daredevil

• Doctor Strange

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: See Earth! 2

Part 1 M.O.D.O.K.: The S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot exam is relatively simple. If M.O.D.O.K. didn't have tiny arms and legs, he would do so many loop-dee-loops! Orrgo: Orrgo is nervous. When he takes exams, his eyes get sweaty. M.O.D.O.K.: You'll do great! And you'll be the school's star pilot! And afterwards we can play beach volleyball with no shirts! Orrgo: What are shirts?

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: See Earth! 1 (I sadly only have text for the first part)

Part 1 Orrgo: Orrgo needs your help, M.O.D.O.K. M.O.D.O.K.: Yay! Orrgo: When Orrgo was repeatedly smashing his head, he had a vision of villainous super-scientists combining their resources and collective intellects to take over Avengers Academy. M.O.D.O.K.: A.I.M.! Orrgo: There is no sense aiming until we know who they are...

Part 2

Part 2 Orrgo: Orrgo knows where to find the evil scientists, but he needs a plane, and hasn't earned his S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot license. M.O.D.O.K.: Don't you have teleportation powers? Orrgo: Orrgo's powers are complicated. Much like his love life. M.O.D.O.K.: M.O.D.O.K. can help you pass your pilot exam! Orrgo: M.O.D.O.K. would do that for Orrgo? M.O.D.O.K.: M.O.D.O.K. will do anything for friends! M.O.D.O.K. is very lonely!

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Acclimate, part 2

Loki: Where did you learn to dance like that? Orrgo: Orrgo is a triple threat. Conqueror. Dancer. Spokesmodel. Loki: I'm sorry I ever doubted your prowess... Orrgo: Nobody puts Orrgo in a corner.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Acclimate! part 1

Loki: I can't. It's too easy. Orrgo: What do you want, human? Loki: Excuse me?! I'm Asgardian! Orrgo: You all look the same to Orrgo. Loki: I'm going to destroy you so bad on the dance floor... Orrgo: Fat chance, human.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Classic Orrgo

Part 1 Loki: Tell me this is an elaborate attempt at humor. Orrgo: This is a statue celebrating the majestic beauty that is Orrgo. Loki: Everyone on your planet gets a statue? Orrgo: Just the hot ones. Part 2 (I only have text for the next part) Thor: Impressive statue, Orrgo! Orrgo: You don't think it makes Orrgo look fat? Thor: Not at all! You look as lean and powerful as the limbs of Yggdrasill! Orrgo: You really know how to talk to an Orrgo.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Dragon's Treasure

Loki: The dragon's treasure must hold the key to defeating its minions... Wasp: How do you know he has treasure? Loki: Every dragon has treasure. Where are you even from? Wasp: New Jersey. Loki: That explains a lot.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Extracurricular Activities

Part 1 Loki: Aren't you a little young for Avengers Academy, Lunar Lady? Moon Girl: Aren't you a little old to be making up dumb nicknames? Loki: Exactly how old do you think I am?! Moon Girl: I'm not an expert in Frost Giant physiology, but judging by your looks, and everything I know about Asgardian history, I'd say about...two thousand. Loki: You honestly think I look two thousand years old? Moon Girl: Don't get me wrong. You look really good for two thousand. But you definitely don't look one thousand... Loki: Is it my forehead? This morning I noticed a wrinkle on my forehead that my sorcery can't conceal...

Part 2 (I only have the text for this part) Wasp: Moon Girl! How's everything going so far?! Moon Girl: Pretty good. The guys here are kind of insecure. Wasp: Boys are totally insecure! Moon Girl: I don't really understand boys... Wasp: Nobody does! They're sooooooooo weird!

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Immortal Struggle

Black Widow: You need to train your skills to have any chance of beating Devil Dinosaur. Loki: You need to train your skills! Black Widow: Right. I'm saying that everyone needs to train their skills. You don't have to be so sensitive. Loki: You don't have to be so sensitive! Black Widow: I hope the dinosaur eats you.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: (unknown), part 2

Loki: My Grandma Bestal dunks harder than that. Amadeus Cho: Your grandma plays basketball? Loki: She never fakes the funk on a nasty dunk.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: (unknown), part 1

Loki: I see you've admitted your natural weakness, and decided to borrow from the questionable greatness of others. Amadeus Cho: I decided to use my naturally incredible mental powers to enhance my new incredible physical powers. Loki: To make a fool of yourself? Amadeus Cho: To have fun? Just try not to be impressed. I quadruple goat dare you. Loki: That's not a thing!

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Totally Awesome!, part 2

Loki: I rarely ignore an opportunity to comment on the failure of my classmates, but in this case, I think silence will cause the worst burn. Amadeus Cho: I'm wearing the wrong shoes. Loki: And the wrong legs.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Totally Awesome!, part 1

Loki: You don't look like a Hulk. You also don't look any better than a Hulk. So... Amadeus Cho: I can use gamma radiation to change back and forth when I want. Loki: Does it make you sad to know that you had to copy someone else's powers to become relevant? Amadeus Cho: I didn't have to become a Hulk to be powerful. Loki: Prove it. I double goat dare you. Amadeus Cho: That's not even a thing. Loki: In Asgard, that's a thing.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Hunting Sesason 3, part 2

Enchantress: Letting others hunt the monsters while you use your sorcery to extract their ingredients from afar. Clever. I'm on the verge of being impressed. Big Game Hunter Loki: There's more than one way to skin a monster. Enchantress: Potions are typically my realm of expertise. What exactly are you planning? Big Game Hunter Loki: My plan remains the same, Enchantress. I plan to sit on the throne of Asgard, and rule the Ten Realms. These ingredients will finally deliver my army. Enchantress: Dark Elves? Frost Giants? Chitauri? Big Game Hunter Loki: Midgardian superhumans who have remained in hiding for far too long...

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Hunting Sesason 3, part 1

Odin: How goes the hunt, Loki? Big Game Hunter Loki: Dreadful. I've found more monster hunters than actual monsters, and the hunters are far more frightening. Odin: You've forgotten yourself, Loki. A true hunter uses his natural abilities to catch his prey. You don't have to become someone else to capture these creatures, you have to adapt your talents to the hunt. Big Game Hunter Loki: Every once in a long while, you are surprisingly wise. Odin: Did you fashion your mustache from fragments of the Odinbeard? Big Game Hunter Loki: No time for chitchat, father! There are monsters to hunt!

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Hunting Season 2, part 2

Blade: Why were you hanging upside down? Big Game Hunter Loki: None of your business. Blade: Dusting suckheads is my business, and business is picking up. Big Game Hunter Loki: I don't even know what that means... Blade: Vampires hang upside down. I put stakes in the hearts of vampires. In summation, if you hang upside down, there is a strong possibility that I will stab you in the chest with a sharp stick. Big Game Hunter Loki: What is wrong with all of you monster hunters? Blade: Nothing that dusting suckheads can't fix.

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: Hunting Sesaon 2, part 1

Sif: It's generally not a good idea to anger Asgard's assassin. Big Game Hunter Loki: I anger my siblings. That's my thing. Sif: Angela and I are monster hunters by trade, Loki. Your absurd persona is doing nothing but hindering our success. Big Game Hunter Loki: I hinder the success of others. That's also my thing. Sif: Why must you always make everything so difficult? Big Game Hunter Loki: ... Sif: Of course. That's your thing.