reidsglasses

busy simping over nerds ig:xromanof.f

[lvvsong]

(not my gif)

he’s like my favorite person in the world bye 😼

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serial killer theyre interviewing: imma kill you both with my fists right here right now

hotch, squaring up: i Fucking dare you no i WANT you to try and do that, shitlord

reid, just a boy at the time:

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Thor: quick, everyone look like you're gardening! Steve, grab that little hoe!

Steve: *grabs Tony*

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Thor: are you mad?

Loki: no

Thor: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?

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Loki: when you’ve been alive for as long as I have, you develop thick skin

Tony:

Tony: green isn’t your colour

Loki, whipping out a dagger: green bRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU BITCH-

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Straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

Gay friend groups be like: *genius billionaire playboy philanthropist* *Russian spy* *frozen 1940s war mascot* *angry scientist* *21st century Robin Hood* *Norse god*

[unoffical-marvel]

[incorrect-mcu-quotes101]

Happy new year everyone!

Thanks to marvel for making the 2010s an amazing decade!

[incorrecttmarvell]

Taika: so then loki walks in

Russos: loki can’t be in thor 4, he’s dead

Taika: but he just walked in

Russos:

Russos: no but he’s-

Taika: SO LOKI WAlks in and says

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Peter: i walk around like everything is fine. but deep down... in my shoe, my sock is falling off.

[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

Steve: what are you guys gonna be for Halloween?

Bruce: sad

Bucky: gay

Tony: sexy

Peter: a dragon

[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

Steve: Peter you need to learn to respect us more

Peter: ok boomer

Steve: and you can't just say that whenever we say something you don't like

Peter: ok boomer

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Scott: name any pokemon. you've heard of pokemon?

Thor: yes of course I've heard of pokemon

Scott: ok then name one

Thor:

Scott:

Thor: Luigi?

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Zemo, to Bucky and Sam: I wish I was stupid. You both seem so happy

[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

Kate: we just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Clint: they’re for Lucky

Kate: why are you making pancakes for the dog?

Clint: he doesn’t know how to

[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

May: Peter got into a fight at school

Happy:

Happy: did he win?

[incorrect-mcu-quotes101]

Steve: What’s the height of stupidity to you?

Clint, yelling: Hey, Scott! How tall are you?!