Incorrect Marvel Quotes

things that were definitely said by our favourite characters at some point main @lokiedokiee✨

[incorrecttmarvell]

- steven grant

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peter: am i in trouble?

tony: take a guess

peter: …no?

tony: take another guess

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thor: loki. what are you doing

loki: *squinting at thor through a fork* imagining you’re in jail

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marc: sorry, i’m not great with emotion

steven: which emotion?

marc: all of them

[isawthisangel]

hi guys! my old fanfic account (lokiedokiee-fanfic) got purged by reasons only known to this hellsite (unaffectionate) and i lost all my old fics which i'm gutted about:(

this is going to be my new fic account; it's a work in progress but submissions are open! i used to write pretty exclusively for loki but i'm happy to write for any marvel characters (within reason)

if you could reblog this so i can maybe find some of my old followers i'd be super grateful also if anyone has any moonknight fic ideas please send them to me i begg

thank you ! <3

[incorrecttmarvell]

please boost ! <3

[lokiedokiee]

nobody:

marc spector:

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that’s it that’s the plot

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loki: i’m no sociopath

loki: i always know what i’m doing is wrong

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thanos, tweeting: wtf only half of my friends showed up to my birthday party #fakefriends

thanos: oh yeah lmaooo i forgot

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loki: *kicks the g off a graveyard sign*

loki: let’s get this party started

thor: no-

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loki: i do what i want >:(

thor: i’m calling mother

loki: no wait-

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fans: leave peter parker alone

marvel: okay

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loki: dad why do i turn blue

odin: idk. goodnight.

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peter, to tony: look, i’ll prove how hardcore i am

peter: *punches a wall*

peter: take me to a hospital

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bucky: peter told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. we went out for a few drinks. good guy. wants to be a lawyer

steve: get out

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peter: chillax!

tony: that is not a word

peter: sometimes the ones who deny ‘chillax’ are the ones who need to chillax the most

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i guess i’d better start posting some more funny things