average human

I have pronouns I am a human being

[average-human-offical]

Hello, I am an average human. I use pronouns, and may or may not have a gender. I eat food and drink liquids. I possess feelings and a physical body. I’m alright at having a physical form.

[flowery-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[fay-offical]

Hold on I have 9

[anonmous-offical]

Oh yeah my other blogs

[curryvo-again]

im not a offical blog but im attempting to integrate myself into the officalverse

[anonmous-offical]

I mean curryvo-offical is probably a free username

[curryvo-again]

curry offical is still open and im think if I have to make a sona or it just be me covered in soup

[anonmous-offical]

It’s not needed

People may want it for fanart!

[curryvo-again]

I make a sona for all my gimmick blogs

[anonmous-offical]

Oh alright then!

[curry-offical]

hi

[anonmous-offical]

Hello

[curry-offical]

waves

[anonmous-offical]

:3

[average-human-offical]

That’s certainly over ten likes.

[average-human-offical]

What do humans even do

[gerard-keay-official]

wee snaw

??? What does this mean

[average-human-offical]

wee snaw

[real-language-facts]

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

[average-human-offical]

Just an average human doing average things.

[bill-cipher-offical]

enemies to lovers 200k words howl pendragon/bill cipher

[nothoughtsatall]

is bill in love with howl

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, BILL/HOWL FOREVER!!

no.

Voting ended onJul 15

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO

[nothoughtsatall]

YES

[average-human-offical]

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

[michael-the-distortion-official]

i wish i had bones

[average-human-offical]

Too bad, you cant have them.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

seriously? cmon lend them to a friend in need!

[average-human-offical]

No.

[average-human-offical]

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

[michael-the-distortion-official]

i wish i had bones

[average-human-offical]

Too bad, you cant have them.

[average-human-offical]

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Boil em for broth

[average-human-offical]

Good idea!

[de-activated-offical]

Young man

There is something to fear

I said, Young man, get the hell out of here

[average-human-offical]

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

[genderqueer-offical]

what kind of bones are we talking here?

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[average-human-offical]

Bony ones.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

not mushroomy bones?

[average-human-offical]

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

[average-human-offical]

You promise? 🥺

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

I promise!! (hands behind back)

[average-human-offical]

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

okkk, promise! Hey what's that over there?

[average-human-offical]

What’s what? *looks over there*

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

*bone is mysteriously missing* it just stole my bone

[average-human-offical]

NOOOOOOO MY MUSHROOMY BONE

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

at least i never ate it *disappears into a cloud of smoke, in my place is a small crumb of mushroomy bones*

[average-human-offical]

Oh mushroomy bones! I’m just going to … take …. this …

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

*i reappear, eat it, and disappear*

[average-human-offical]

NOOOOOOO MY MUSHROOMY BONE

[average-human-offical]

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

[genderqueer-offical]

what kind of bones are we talking here?

////

[average-human-offical]

Bony ones.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

not mushroomy bones?

[average-human-offical]

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

[average-human-offical]

You promise? 🥺

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

I promise!! (hands behind back)

[average-human-offical]

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

okkk, promise! Hey what's that over there?

[average-human-offical]

What’s what? *looks over there*

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

*bone is mysteriously missing* it just stole my bone

[average-human-offical]

NOOOOOOO MY MUSHROOMY BONE

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

at least i never ate it *disappears into a cloud of smoke, in my place is a small crumb of mushroomy bones*

[average-human-offical]

Oh mushroomy bones! I’m just going to … take …. this …

[average-human-offical]

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

[genderqueer-offical]

what kind of bones are we talking here?

////

[average-human-offical]

Bony ones.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

not mushroomy bones?

[average-human-offical]

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

[average-human-offical]

You promise? 🥺

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

I promise!! (hands behind back)

[average-human-offical]

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

okkk, promise! Hey what's that over there?

[average-human-offical]

What’s what? *looks over there*

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

*bone is mysteriously missing* it just stole my bone

[average-human-offical]

NOOOOOOO MY MUSHROOMY BONE

[average-human-offical]

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

[genderqueer-offical]

what kind of bones are we talking here?

////

[average-human-offical]

Bony ones.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

not mushroomy bones?

[average-human-offical]

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

[average-human-offical]

You promise? 🥺

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

I promise!! (hands behind back)

[average-human-offical]

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

okkk, promise! Hey what's that over there?

[average-human-offical]

What’s what? *looks over there*

[average-human-offical]

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

[genderqueer-offical]

what kind of bones are we talking here?

////

[average-human-offical]

Bony ones.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

not mushroomy bones?

[average-human-offical]

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

[average-human-offical]

You promise? 🥺

[asgore-not-netskie-offical]

I promise!! (hands behind back)

[average-human-offical]

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?