Sammy

Sam Moss, i live in hell on earth bro... Earth-616 IRL Acc

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i suppose its time for an introduction post, a very late one but i guess i have to let people know what they're jumping into

Hello! my name is Samatha Moss (PLEASE just refer to me as Sam) I'm 24 and I live in NYC.... I'm surrounded by superheros, supervillains, super crime and super destruction bro (THE PRESIDENT SMASHED MY CAR.)

anyway i just post about my daily activities n such, my life is pretty uninteresting but i do see the occasional hero and the occasional president SMASHES MY CAR

i love to answer asks so if you're wondering something feel free to shoot something my way!

anyway thats it, yeah

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my extended family keeps asking me if im scared of living in NYC but like, i slept through the last threat we got

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would you believe me if i said one of the little villians in nyc broken my phone and i was locked out of my tumblr

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now that june and july is over lets take a moment to mourn the fact that yelena belova didnt come out as queer and start a homoerotic relationship with me

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GET VOID EDITS OFF MY FEED THAT GUY MADE ME LISTEN TO MY MOM YELL AT ME OVER AND OVER FOR THIRTY MINUTES

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i keep getting junk mail from valentina alegra de fontaine????

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thank god i dont live in the dc universe

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they think i actively contribute to society, im watching ship edits of famous congressman james barnes and captain america (both of them)

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if you were a super hero what kind would you be?

ok so id never WANT to be a super hero, thats like wanting to be the president, to much pressure not enough privacy.

but if i had to choosd what vat of chemicals to jump into ive always been really facinated with the magic our planet inhabits, and not just because i work for a museum, but i guess being able to read all the stuff left behind by past sorcerers would be cool, id be too scared to actually cast spells though so id make a pretty useless hero.

that or ice is cool i guess

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thank GOD im not in chicago rn because wtf is even going on

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i just saw spiderman throw a kia soul at a goon

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sam and bucky divorce is NOT something i had on my bingo card wydm CAPTAIN AMERICA is SUING the WINTER SOLDIER

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i once met a girl from hell's kitchen and she both fixed and ruined my life at the same time it was great

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sam, do you support the lgbtq? happy pride btw!!

i literally live in hell, i have to keep my car from being smashed and one wrong word to the wrong person could send the entirety of NYC into a black void, i do NOT have time to care about who loves who

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sorry for not posting in a bit, this month has been hectic ive beem all over the place sigh

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"sammy you always know when something bad is about to happen how do you do it??" new york traffic gets worse. 'new york traffic is always bad tho..' yeah, it gets WORSE.

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yeah experience the alien attack on nyc was horrible untill i had to write collage essays