May 4, 2025
WHO THE HELL IS THIS BRO
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WHO THE HELL IS THIS BRO
now that june and july is over lets take a moment to mourn the fact that yelena belova didnt come out as queer and start a homoerotic relationship with me
why do hero groups change their names so much now adays, i was talking with my coworker today about that new group that just saved us and he was like "erm actually heh they're the NEW AVENGERS" like i didnt hear the big red one scream 'the thunderbolts' on the news
LMAO SOME KID JUST POSTED THAT JOHN WALKER RUNS HIS OWN FANPAGES IM SO DEADDDD
"Sam aren't you worried about an ex- soviet being in congress?"
no bro im worried about the fact i was just trapped in the SHADOW DIMENSION BY THE SHADOW TWINK BRO
why are Sam n Bucky in their enemies arc istg not a year ago they were all over like New York Journal with headlines like "parnters or MORE!?"
"sam and bucky HAVE to hate eachother, look at how they're responding to each other in the news!"
YOU ARE UNDER SPELLSSSSSSS PEOPLEE
Superheroes feel like a publicity stunt to me. Like they’re all in nyc that’s some bullshit. Greatest city in the world or whatever but like come on man. If superheros were real they wouldn’t just be in nyc. When that purple guy came he blipped only half of America. That’s such bullshit. “World ending threat” maybe for you! I’ll just be in Australia dealing with the housing and cost of living crisis. Any superheros wanna help with that?
yeah i get that, i think the heros that we have up here in the us are a direct response to hydra + russia in ww2. Like how the gov built bomb, stark family built steve rogers. and as much as i WILL be complaining about the fact the PRESIDENT CRUSHED MY CAR, theres no way that I would've made it out of the park alive if it wasn't for Captain America.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is sometimes they are publicity stunts, valentina's freaking nepo baby sent me to the shadow guilt world, but also (at least here in nyc and also the rest of the us i hope) they keep us going, give us someone to rely on.