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@averagechuuyaenjoyer
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Why do I post the most random stuff at late hours I'm crine π
Kind of a face reveal but not really??? π€§ Kind of just hair reveal tbh π
Ignore my hair pls. I tried doing a reversed Atsushi haircut. Like instead of white hair and black strand I've made black hair and white strand π
Barely noticeable π
i also almost cut my whole bang off and got bullied for it lol π₯Ή
A dazai x fem reader
reader thats having the worst day ever and like they get like enemies trying to shoot them(somehow broke in because one of the pm workers were executives were a spy)
And they reach for the gun killing all of the enemies and pm dazai goes "Well remind me to never get on your bad side" which gets him, well reader throwing the now, unloaded gun at dazais face grumpy.
(This was a awsome idea in my head)
Pairing: PM!Dazai Osamu x Fem!Reader
Genre: Angst, sfw
CW: mild violence, mentions of gunfire, emotional distress, comfort, healing
Your day had gone from bad to worse in the span of an hour. The Port Mafia headquarters was supposed to be the safest place in Yokohama for anyone under its protection, yet here you were, cornered in a dimly lit corridor with three armed men closing in. The spy among the executives had leaked your location, and now bullets were flying.
You ducked behind a marble pillar, heart hammering, fingers already slipping into your coat pocket. The weight of the pistol was familiar, cold metal against your palm. You didn't hesitate. The first shot took the closest intruder in the throat. He dropped with a wet gurgle. The second man swung his rifle toward you, but you were faster, two rounds punched into his chest before he could fire. The third tried to run. You stepped out, aimed, and put a bullet through the back of his skull. The corridor fell silent except for the ringing in your ears and the soft thud of bodies hitting the floor.
Footsteps approached from behind. You spun, gun raised, only to see Dazai Osamu leaning against the wall with that infuriating half-smile, hands in his pockets like he hadn't a care in the world.
"Well, remind me to never get on your bad side." He drawled, eyes flicking over the corpses with lazy appreciation.
I CAN'T STOP USING THESE BRUV, I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM.
THE ULTIMATE TRIO: π₯Ή π π
(Also the heart break emoji π and the smiley face one π)
I OVERUSED THEM SO MUCH AND I WON'T STOP FROM DOING SO.
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about ur recent Chuuya ficβ¦French Chuuya π€€π€€π€€ *respectfully comes on the screen lol* (enough weird jokes, it was asome sorry If itβs ta too weird comment)
Lol π Dw I'm just glad you enjoyed it! π₯Ή
As if bruh! π
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As if bruh... π
I'm crine ππ
Something is seriously wrong with me during late hours... π
okay so hear me out..... chuuya x fem! pmreader and theyve been friends for years (since 15/16, so original of me ikπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ) and the pm has a beach trip to celebrate the mersault mission and when they get there chuuya sees reader in her swimsuit (a 2piece bikini hehe, im self projecting bc i just got a bikini LMAO) and then pretty much reader taunts/teases chuuya on the beach and once they get home its chuuya being all rough yet loving with reader (smut w/ condescending praise + overestimation, and him using "doll" as a petname plsπ₯Ήπ₯Ή)
AND MORE FRENCH CHUUYA PLS I BEG I LOVE FRENCH CHUUYA. AND TYSM LARI I LUV YOU SO MUCH (β‘ΛΝ κ³ ΛΝ)
AHH it's been so long since I wrote smut storiessss... π₯Ή I hope I'm still as good at them as I was before lol π
French Chuuya π€€π€€
Also thanks for the request, Star! Love you too! (β ββ β’β α΄β β’β ββ )
Pair: Chuuya Nakahara x Fem!Pm!Reader
WARNING: Smut!!
CW: Rough sex, overstimulation, french Chuuya, oral (f!receiving), nipple play
Petnames: doll
French words translation: putain de merde = fucking shit; merde = shit; regarde-toi = look at you;
The Port Mafia's private beach stretched out in a golden ribbon under the late afternoon sun, the waves lapping lazily at the sand while laughter and the pop of champagne bottles echoed across the rented stretch of shore. Chuuya had shown up in his usual black swim trunks and an open shirt, and the second his eyes landed on you he stopped dead in the sand.
You were already in the water up to your thighs, the two-piece bikini clinging to every curve. Black triangles held together by thin strings, the top containing your breasts, the bottoms riding high on your hips. Water droplets slid down your stomach, catching the light, and when you turned to wave at him your smile was pure trouble.
"About time, short-stack!" You called, voice carrying over the surf. "Thought you got lost on the way to the beach."
Chuuya's jaw tightened. He'd known you since you were both sixteen. Partners in crime, drinking buddies, the one person who could push every single one of his buttons without getting gravity-crushed for it. But right now, with that scrap of fabric barely covering you, the old friendship felt dangerously thin.
"Keep running that mouth and I'll show you exactly how lost I can get you..." He muttered.
The rest of the night blurred into games, drinks, and stolen glances. You made sure he never got a moment's peace. Every time he tried to relax on a towel you'd saunter over, lean down so the bikini top strained, and ask if he needed help with sunscreen, then deliberately miss the spots that mattered most. When the group started a volleyball game you joined his side, brushing against him every chance you got, "accidentally" grinding your ass against his front when you jumped for the ball. Each time you heard the low growl in his throat you laughed, loud and bright, knowing exactly what you were doing.
By the time the sun dipped and everyone started packing up, Chuuya's patience had worn paper-thin. You caught his eye across the sand and winked, tongue flicking out to lick salt from your lower lip. His gloved fingers curled into fists.
The ride back to the penthouse was silent except for the low hum of the car. You sat beside him in the backseat, still in the bikini under an open cover-up, thighs pressed together, skin still warm from the sun. Chuuya's hand rested on your knee, innocent at first. Then slid higher, fingers digging in.
"Don't think I didn't notice every little stunt you pulled today, doll." He said quietly, voice rough. "You're gonna pay for that."
You smirked, leaning closer so your breath brushed his ear. "Make me."
YOUR BANNER IS SO REAL
# INEEDCHUUYASOBAD
CHUUYA...
THE MAN YOU ARE π
Yo, Atsushi! Larisa here! Why aren't You posting anything bruhhh πππ
Sorry! Things have been... really busy lately. Between Agency work, paperwork, and Dazai-san somehow turning every normal day into a disaster, I haven't had much time to think of anything worth posting
I kept telling myself "I'll make a post tomorrow." and then tomorrow became... several tomorrows
I'll try to be a little more active when things calm down. Thanks for checking in, though. It honestly means a lot that someone noticed I disappeared
...Please don't let Dazai-san know I admitted that online
Understandable ππ
Ofc it's always Dazai's fault π«©π
i see that your requests are open again lari...... ππππππ
Yes... they are... πππππππ
GAHHH! okay guys... Gulping emoji...... Bet..... Send me a dm ππππ
HHAHAHAHHA HAHAH, what if I joke like that again? Go on, eat me...oh big bad scary wolf... π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
But im warning yew guys... I don't taste gewd.... πΉπΉ
Check your dm's I will message you and If you see me there then I guessed corect!! πβΊοΈπ
If I'm not there.... I will die of embarrassment cuz I messaged the wrong person ππ±π°
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Oh no guys... Gulps...! Who knows... Maybe you do know who I am.... I feel like you do though... Hah... Heh... Gulps.. π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
Cruel like the way Dazai called Oda "odasaku" but he said his enemies have no right to call him such? π
I look forward to seeing you too......... But WILL you see me...? π€π€π€π€π€¨π€¨π€π€¨π€π€¨π€π€¨π€π€π€¨π€π€¨π€π€¨π€π€π€¨π€π€¨π€π€¨π€π€π€¨π€π€¨π€π€¨πΊ
YES! TO THE STRAY DAWGS..!! π π π π· π₯
AHH I feel more confident on my guess now ππ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ
Can I dm you to see if it's really the person I guessed? π₯Ήπ₯Ήππ«ͺ It's okay If you don't wanna and you're still scared of me ππ
About the 'cruel' part, don't joke like that again or I will actually turn in the big bad wolf and eat you. πΊπ°π«ͺ
Gasp..! Oh no..! Big bad scary wold..?! Don't eat me..! Actually wait no
Yes!... Eat me!.... I'd like to, uhm, die by your hands..!
Hah... Heh...
BE curious.. Because... I'm mysterious..! Hashtag joke hashtag genuine hashtag heh hashtag xoxo
We gon be Stray Dawgs together...... ππ
See me.. Heh..? Maybe you will... Maybe you won't... Heh.......... Heh...... πΌπΌπΌ
GASPS π±π± How bold of you, senpai! π₯Ίπ₯Ήπ
Heh...
Heh...
Yeah....... SO mysterious... I think I know who you are but I don't know if I'm right π«ͺπ«ͺπ₯Ήπ«’π
I will see you? Maybe I won't? Why so cruelllll π₯Ήπ₯Ίπ I'm looking forward to finally meeting you senpai... ππππ₯ΊβΊοΈ
Heh...
TO THE STRAY DAWGS! ARF ARF!! πΆπ±π₯Ήππ
Hey......... HEH...... I'm back...... HEH.... And I still haven't dm'ed you.... HEH.
I'm still....
Heh.....
Scared of you heh.....
Heh ...
Heh.....
You haven't come in the house yet stray dawg................ Let's bite the owner together.............. π«‘π«‘
Welcome back heh...... π₯Ή
Heh...
Yes, I'm the big bad scary wolf and I will eat you π±π±π±
Actually, that was a lie π I would never hurt you senpai π₯Ίπ₯Ί
Heh...
Heh...
Now I'm VERY curious who you are... heh... π«ͺπ«ͺ
And you're wrong... I WAS at your house before... π But you weren't there! π± So I just left π
And about the owner... Heh... He will pay with his life.
Because he made me a stray dawggggg πππ I have to live on the streeeeeets ππ
EXCEPT... You're home now and I can finally see you π±π₯Ήπ«’ππ₯Ίππππππ
When the gc lowk too good π₯Ή
2AM rushed Dazai doodle
Bro is NOT kawaii π
Also I changed my usual artstyle a bit but I swear it's just a phase π
I'm half-asleep rn π
I remember having a Hello Kitty onesie similar to this when I was little π«ͺ
2AM me might be onto something... π€
Minecraft villager ahh sleeves π
(I was just lazy to draw his hands + I was rushing π)
Forget Dazai and give me the Hello Kitty plushie instead π
HAPPY RETURNING TO CHUUYA'S WIFE @averagechuuyaenjoyer !!!!!!
Something small i made to celebrate you're back. We missed you chuuya's wifeπ₯Ή
We all shall cherish eachother lives while we exist on this..planet? Whats the name again, andromeda? No wait thats a galaxy. OH YEAH! earth.
And chuuya loves you, your child "take a shit" does too
We shall celebrate that a mootie is back! Long live our mooties!!!!
Let me get my quill and lock in.
β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯ Thy words were so delightfully unhinged that I laughed until mine ribs protested rebellion. "What is the name of this planet? Andromeda? Nay... Earth!" Verily, I know not whether thou wert possessed by genius or blessed by the sweetest form of madness, yet I cherished every syllable as though it were writ by angels who had consumed far too much coffee.
And then... the drawing. I know not what noble deed I committed in a former life to deserve a soul such as thine, yet I shall spend this one attempting to repay even the smallest fragment of thy kindness. Thou hast turned a simple return into a memory I shall carry within mine heart for many a year.
From the very depths of mine heart... I love thee, dear mootie
β Larisa Shakespeare
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Cat poop.
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Mine vocabulary hath been utterly outmatched.
I know not how to recover from such peerless poetry.
β Larisa Shakespeare
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