THE MOST MAYO!!!!!

absolute skywars PRO!!! go subscribe to my yt channel @averylargemayo

[avery-themayo]

hi guys.. it’s me!! avery!!

what is UP everyone!!! today ive expanded my horizons and made mysedlf a tumblr. cause tumblr is for cool people!!

HOWEVER.. you should totally go subscribe to my youtube channel too.. averylargemayo.. cause i post my super cool skywars matches there. and who wouldn’t wanna see me being goated at skywars??

anyways let me liek introducie myself

i go by avery but you can call me mayo too that’s cool bro

idrk how prnoouns work tbh call me wtv you want!! i like he/him the most tho

i am like so goated at skywars trust

i m th e biggest miencrafyer of all time dude

so yeah send me asks (i rhink that’s how it works here?? idrk) and illerespond!!!!!

(ooc info under cut!!)

hihi!! im taffy (@caramel-covered-apples) and i made this blog at like 11 pm cause i got bored and I love avery he’s so silly

ooc will go in tags and will be labeled as such, actions are [in brackets], and dialogue is just normal text

i use she/her btw

anyone is free to interact except for fucking weirdos (zoophiles, pedos, you know the drill) and if I don’t wanna answer your ask I’ll delete it. :)

all ships are allowed!! just don’t be weird

yipoeeee

[avery-themayo]

avery would you support my evil messed up crimes. and my crimes. lets just say.

witchcraft

i

sure???

[avery-themayo]

i really do owe it to him man

[avery-themayo]

i''m so sorry, derek, i really am

[avery-themayo]

how were the gates

what the freak.

[avery-themayo]

avery do you like this papercraft of you I made

yo this is like the greatest thing ever it’s so awesome bro!! 10/10 I love it

[avery-themayo]

avery. what if.

the ham man is going to have words with you

[avery-themayo]

avery is in hibernation until sfawtde 2 comes out//

[memories]

If the groundhog sees @avery-themayo, that’s 6 more weeks of winter.

[chaoticquotes-anon]

@avery-themayo points and laughs

[avery-themayo]

that’s so unfair dude what

[avery-themayo]

when ur lowkenuinely about to turn left but then some random knight guy tells you there’s actually an eldritch horror so u just turn right

[avery-themayo]

aight guys ima turn left ill update u abt what happens next lol

i think that d3rlord guy was lowkey trolling me bro ill be fine

[avery-themayo]

What the fuck?

[d3r-lord-3]

Are you at the trees, the village or the gate? Either way, turn around. You should not stay. I am not trolling. It's dangerous. Avery, It's watching. Turn around.

[avery-themayo]

the gates

i CANT turn around dude i physically can’t and i really want to im kind of regretting my decision but like i cant turn back

[d3r-lord-3]

Do not go forward. You do not want to face It. It's much more than you could ever handle. I'll drag you out myself if I have to.

[avery-themayo]

what’s behind the gates, dude

just tell me please youre being so cryptic about it and i want to make sure that if i happen to look forward I don’t die

[d3r-lord-3]

You won't but you will wish for death. Eldritch madness is not something people often enjoy. He will give you all the answers you'll never wish to have. Don't go forward.

[avery-themayo]

what is “he” dude just tell me

[d3r-lord-3]

Will you get away, if I do tell you? Or at least not move forward?

[avery-themayo]

ii

yes ill try

[d3r-lord-3]

His name is Hastur. He's a king in a play and also not a king in a play that's out of this world and drives people insane by facing Him and you do not wksh tosee him because y0ur midn will NOt beable to comphrend Him He wears yellow PLEASE ypu don't wish to see Him

He's an entity above our comprehension, quite literally. Facing Him drives people insane. I do not know why He's here or why He chose you to torment, I do not know what are His plans. But, Avery, It knows and It's watching. Do not go forward. You do not wish to.

[avery-themayo]

okay cool there’s an eldritch monster in my minecraft world. cool cool cool

anyways so did you meet this guy in person or what cause to me you don’t seem very insane

[avery-themayo]

aight guys ima turn left ill update u abt what happens next lol

i think that d3rlord guy was lowkey trolling me bro ill be fine

[avery-themayo]

What the fuck?

[d3r-lord-3]

Are you at the trees, the village or the gate? Either way, turn around. You should not stay. I am not trolling. It's dangerous. Avery, It's watching. Turn around.

[avery-themayo]

the gates

i CANT turn around dude i physically can’t and i really want to im kind of regretting my decision but like i cant turn back

[d3r-lord-3]

Do not go forward. You do not want to face It. It's much more than you could ever handle. I'll drag you out myself if I have to.

[avery-themayo]

what’s behind the gates, dude

just tell me please youre being so cryptic about it and i want to make sure that if i happen to look forward I don’t die

[d3r-lord-3]

You won't but you will wish for death. Eldritch madness is not something people often enjoy. He will give you all the answers you'll never wish to have. Don't go forward.

[avery-themayo]

what is “he” dude just tell me

[d3r-lord-3]

Will you get away, if I do tell you? Or at least not move forward?

[avery-themayo]

ii

yes ill try

[avery-themayo]

aight guys ima turn left ill update u abt what happens next lol

i think that d3rlord guy was lowkey trolling me bro ill be fine

[avery-themayo]

What the fuck?

[d3r-lord-3]

Are you at the trees, the village or the gate? Either way, turn around. You should not stay. I am not trolling. It's dangerous. Avery, It's watching. Turn around.

[avery-themayo]

the gates

i CANT turn around dude i physically can’t and i really want to im kind of regretting my decision but like i cant turn back

[d3r-lord-3]

Do not go forward. You do not want to face It. It's much more than you could ever handle. I'll drag you out myself if I have to.

[avery-themayo]

what’s behind the gates, dude

just tell me please youre being so cryptic about it and i want to make sure that if i happen to look forward I don’t die

[d3r-lord-3]

You won't but you will wish for death. Eldritch madness is not something people often enjoy. He will give you all the answers you'll never wish to have. Don't go forward.

[avery-themayo]

what is “he” dude just tell me

[avery-themayo]

aight guys ima turn left ill update u abt what happens next lol

i think that d3rlord guy was lowkey trolling me bro ill be fine

[avery-themayo]

What the fuck?

[d3r-lord-3]

Are you at the trees, the village or the gate? Either way, turn around. You should not stay. I am not trolling. It's dangerous. Avery, It's watching. Turn around.

[avery-themayo]

the gates

i CANT turn around dude i physically can’t and i really want to im kind of regretting my decision but like i cant turn back

[d3r-lord-3]

Do not go forward. You do not want to face It. It's much more than you could ever handle. I'll drag you out myself if I have to.

[avery-themayo]

what’s behind the gates, dude

just tell me please youre being so cryptic about it and i want to make sure that if i happen to look forward I don’t die

[avery-themayo]

aight guys ima turn left ill update u abt what happens next lol

i think that d3rlord guy was lowkey trolling me bro ill be fine

[avery-themayo]

What the fuck?

[d3r-lord-3]

Are you at the trees, the village or the gate? Either way, turn around. You should not stay. I am not trolling. It's dangerous. Avery, It's watching. Turn around.

[avery-themayo]

the gates

i CANT turn around dude i physically can’t and i really want to im kind of regretting my decision but like i cant turn back

[avery-themayo]

aight guys ima turn left ill update u abt what happens next lol

i think that d3rlord guy was lowkey trolling me bro ill be fine

[avery-themayo]

What the fuck?

[avery-themayo]

aight guys ima turn left ill update u abt what happens next lol

i think that d3rlord guy was lowkey trolling me bro ill be fine