Avery Santoro

Side-Blog of frecklediluculo Hufflepuff. Muggleborn. Slacker. This is an independent, multi-verse, multi-fandom friendly Harry Potter OC roleplay blog. Primarily set next-gen BUT trio and Marauders Era verses will be developed. Mun lives in Eastern Standard Time and is 25+. FC: Luke Pasqualino If you would like to start an RP with this account please tag me in a starter or send me a message. Written by Jillian

[averysantoro]

Sentence Starters - The Breakfast Club

“We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.”

"I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either."

"The only person I told was my shrink."

"Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers."

"Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut."

"Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases."

"Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?"

"I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar."

"Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie."

"What do you need a fake I.D. for?"

"Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar."

"I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step."

"I taped Larry Lester's buns together."

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy."

"Why are you being so nice to me?"

"I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus."

"You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?"

"I have a really low tolerance for dehydration."

"You know, I have just as, many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them."

"God! You're so pathetic. Don't you ever, *ever* compare yourself to me, okay. You got everything, and I got shit."

"Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?"

"Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?"

"I know we're in detention but I don't think I belong here."

"Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends."

"Hey, homeboy, what do you say we close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated."

"Uh, it's your standard, regular lunch I guess..."

"How does one become a janitor?"

"I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends."

"Being bad feels pretty good, huh?"

"Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. Come on, that's all I need, just one swing..."

"The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls."

"Let's end this right now. You don't talk to her... you don't look at her and you don't even think about her! You understand me?"

"When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon."

[averysantoro]

Weird Conversations I've Actually Had Sentence Starters

"I'm weird, you're weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn't for the fact I find you repulsive."

"Boobs are really just squishy pillows."

"Stop helping. You suck at helping. Plot my death instead, you'd probably end up helping me!"

"I don't trust shrinks ever since I realized that if you put a space in the right place therapist becomes 'the rapist'."

"I'd fuck you if only your no no parts matched my no no parts... By the way I'm gay."

"I was so deep in the closet I could see the next four years of Christmas presents."

"I dunno man Heaven just seems boring. Sign me up for hell."

"So I tried to freak him out by saying I wanted to get married and instead of breaking up with me he fucking proposes."

"I'm trying to seduce a nerd. How do you say 'I wanna fuck you in my backseat' in Klingon?"

"If you don't get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you."

"I wanna destroy our friendship... Let's play Monopoly."

"I wish I had a twin so when I kill my enemies I can just blame it on them."

"Blasphemy! Sex solves everything."

"He smelt like an old person and for some reason that turned me on."

"I mean really Vampires aren't sexy unless your into bloodplay."

"Look there's nothing wrong with aspiring to be a trophy wife."

"If a person with multiple personalities kills themselves is that suicide or homicide?"

"I know he's old but I'd totally fuck Harrison Ford."

"I don't need food to sustain me. Only cuddles."

"I could spend days just groping your ass and be happy. And "I say that in a completely nonsexual way."

"I just want to be Mulan. Is that too much to ask?"

"There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character."

"I'm gonna lay down and die for like half hour kay?"

"Don't say 'I love you' Just give me cake. I'll get the message."

"There's been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships."

[isolatedraven]

                         ❛     I’m sorry to have disturbed you by staring.                                       If  you’re  not  worried  then  why  are you                                interrogating me?    ❜

[averysantoro]

“Cause you’re letting it get to you.” 

[isolatedraven]

                                  ❛    I              uh, I don’t know. But that’s not                                                important, I did say I didn’t mean to and                                                that  I’m sorry.  And  also that  you don’t                                                have  anything  on  your  face so  there’s                                                really nothing to worry about.     ❜

[averysantoro]

“I’m not worried. Why are you sorry?”

[isolatedraven]

                              ❛     I was?              Sorry, I didn’t mean to. There’s                                             nothing on your face, really. I would have told                                             you sooner if there were. I promise !!     ❜

[averysantoro]

“Then why were you staring?”

[isolatedraven]

                             ❛     N – no. Does it look like I need something?    ❜                                                    

[averysantoro]

“Well you were just kinda looking at me. I though maybe I had something or my face or something.” 

[averysantoro]

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“D’ya need something?”

[amblingalps]

mini luke pasqualino gif hunt

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[daughterwood]

                     ❛   NOPE. Started school when I was 7 in Beauxbatons. It was my mum’s         school. But you know how it is there, I didn’t really belong so I get excluded most of         the time. I don’t know how she she did it. That’s why I moved here.   ❜ 

[averysantoro]

“Is it better here?” Though he had always a few, Avery had never really worried about making friends. “It has to be at least a little bit easier, yeah? Rather than at some snooty french school.” 

[sirenofsteele]

Hypnosis Sentence Meme

❝Look into my eyes dearie.❞ ❝Feeling sleepy yet?❞ ❝Hey, let me try something…❞ ❝Just relax, not like you’ll be feeling anything soon anyway.❞ ❝Three… two… one— WAKE UP!❞ ❝Look me in the eye when I’m speaking to you.❞ ❝You don’t want me to look at you, well— why don’t you look at me?❞ ❝Sleepy, you look so sleeeeeeeepy…❞ ❝You’re under my command now.❞ ❝You won’t remember anything, got it?❞ ❝Shut up and look into my eyes.❞ ❝Shut your mouth or you’ll catch flies.❞ ❝My eyes are pretty, don’t you think?❞ ❝Hey! Don’t cover your eyes!❞ ❝Why are you resisting?❞ ❝Good boy/girl.❞ ❝You’re snoring.❞ ❝Shush now, I’m sick of your voice.❞ ❝Drool huh, it’s suits you.❞ ❝Just keep staring, yes… deeper now.❞ ❝You’ll be mine soon enough.❞ ❝Your mind will be mine.❞ ❝Having a strong-will is so overrated.❞ ❝Could you hypnotize me?❞ ❝Hypnosis is a load of crap.❞ ❝I don’t need you messing up my head.❞ ❝Oh please, the day you hypnotize me will be the day hell freezes over.❞ ❝Hypnosis? Don’t be ridiculous.❞ ❝You are under my spell!❞ ❝Just one peek, please.❞ ❝Just watch it swing back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…❞               

[dear-indies]

We are creating a masterlist for every Harry Potter roleplayer.

The list is here. 

[daughterwood]

                   SHE SIGHED, his question reminded her of how useless her attempts were          in asking her mother to get off her back for once.   ❛   You think I haven’t tried? Of          course, countless times. I wouldn’t be here if she’d listened. But hey, I get it. She’s         worried. I can understand why but it gets exhausting after a while ——  ❜  

                 ❛   Fun fact, I barely had friends back when I was a child. It was just my mum          and dad. Pathetic, huh? I don’t even have any siblings.   ❜

[averysantoro]

“A little, yeah,” he answered, his lips twitched into a smirk. “Did you go to school any or did you just stay at home with them?” 

[averysantoro]

Actually figured out a female FC for a femme verse for Avery. I normally don’t do a genderbent (swapped/switched... I don’t remember what the PC term is) versions of muses but I could definitely do so with him. 

[daughterwood]

                   SHE COULDN’T imagine being treated that way by her own mother.            Perhaps he needed this ‘meditation’ more than she did.    ❛     So where did           you go? How long did it take for her to let you back in?    ❜    She could not           say she could relate ; though she and her father grew apart since years ago.           she still loved him.       ❛   What did he do?   ❜

[averysantoro]

“Just stayed with some friends. Hopped from couch to couch ‘til she calmed down.” He ignored the lurch of emotion that came up when he thought about his father. Years had been spent trying to forget his existence and the fact that he still elicited any sort of response in him was frustrating. “Nothing. I haven’t seen him since I was eleven.” 

 Running his hand through his hair he wondered how this got focused on him. “Have you ever talked to your mom about her constantly watching after you?”

[daughterwood]

                   HER EYEBROWS rose as she tilt her head in wonder.    ❛   Your own mother         kicked you out? You must have done something really bad! Mothers don’t usually do         that. What did you do to make her so angry? What about your dad?   ❜

[averysantoro]

“I did plenty of bad things. I don’t remember what exactly I did that set her off,” he shrugged, “Probably a combination of things really. She let me back in though. Eventually.” His teeth ran against the flesh of his cheek as he contemplated what to say about his dad-- finally settling on, “My dad’s a shit.”

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random quotes from books & stuff meme

“I feel like it’s November first, and I’m that discarded jack-o’-lantern whose heart and guts are splattered all over the boulevard of broken promises.”

“I swear, you are the only person I know who makes decisions based on what will provide the best material for a diary.” 

“All I really want to do today is go to the book store, drink coffee and read.” 

“I had chosen the path of the black sheep rather than that of the unicorns and puppies.” 

“They’re called hormones.”

“We’d have really pretty babies, huh?”

“I’ll have to act out by wearing lots of eyeliner and doing the drugs.”

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” 

“I just wanted…to kiss you good-bye.”

“Tell me something good about your life.”

“Don’t judge yourself by what others did to you.”

“I’m in love. And I like how that feels. And I hate how that feels. Because love is an invention of fiction writers.”

“Smile. Nod. Say something witty before they find out what an incredible geek you are.” 

“So you try to think of someone else you’re mad at, and the unavoidable answer pops into your little warped brain: everyone.”

“Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it’s hard to turn it back on again.”

“You believe this is a game, and you may be right. But if you think you can play it better than me, think again.”

“Why does it hurt so much? Why does it have to hurt?”

“The cure for pain is in the pain.” 

“That information is classified, I’m afraid.”

“Don’t forget. Not ever. Not for a second.”

“I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye.”

“I’m pretty sure you’re way out of my league.”

“You’ll NEVER understand that kind of pain.”

“The wounded recognize the wounded.”

“Thought you’d be gone by now.”

“Blood isn’t love.”

“Do your ears just block all incoming sound waves?”

“Go make love to a tube sock.”

“Is that a euphemism for penis?  Please let it not be a euphemism for penis.”

“He is a pimple on the cock of humanity.”

“I do not view other boys as threats, and I enjoy making them seem insignificant by calling them the wrong names.”

“Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.” 

“I’m going to kill you one day.” 

“I don’t like it, but my hands are tied. I just want you to know this: if I ever get the chance to betray you, I will. If the opportunity arises to pay you back, I’ll take it. You’ll never be able to trust me.”

“Of course I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?” 

“You’re mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.”

“I don’t know whether to punch you or kiss you.” 

“You’re hurt…let me help you. Please.”

“Look at this burn. It’s going to get infected.”

“It’s blood, yeah.”

“I know you’re not okay.”

“Look at me.” 

“You left me.Without a word.”

“You don’t…have to leave. Please.”

“I don’t need the feeling of completeness. I just need the feeling of not being empty.”

“Do you have a lot of sad things in your head?”

“How do I share what I’m feeling?”

“Not your [ boyfriend/girlfriend ], eh?”

“Are you not happy with me?” 

“This is love, isn’t it? When you notice someone’s absence and hate that absence more than anything? More, even, than you love their presence?” 

“I think your [ girlfriend/boyfriend ] is evil and should be destroyed.” 

“Love me, because love doesn’t exist, and I have tried everything that does.”

[daughterwood]

                SHE SHOOK her head. ❛   No, it’s because I’m an only child. Being a trouble-      maker is not the only reason why parents would keep a close watch on their children.      —— — Any reason why you wanted to know? Were you treated the same way?   ❜

[averysantoro]

His chest rose and fell with a chuckle. “Nah. The closest she’s ever come to that sorta parenting was kicking me out of the flat for awhile.” Glancing over at her he added, “She wasn’t the most attentive.”