Be My Guest

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What do you know? It looks like we’ve come to the end of our question stack.

I just want to thank everyone again who sent in asks, gifts, slag-fisted attempts to get under my plating. It’s not every day I get the chance to just talk candidly with humans outside of the circle we already know...I guess you could say it was a jaunt back to old times. Hopefully, in return, I was able to shed a little light on what we’ve been working on up here.

Take care of yourselves, alright? I think everyone agrees it’d be a much duller universe without you.

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What is your least fave thing about the settlement? Is it that people are still throwing crap into the creek out back, and occasionally desecrating the Optimus memorials? Or is there something worse?

Well, yes. But mostly, it’s the fragility. Every time a fight breaks out, or we run short of something important, or tensions run high with the Predacons or Insecticons or branded zones...every time talk of another planet invading comes up, and we realize we don’t have an answer. 

Life on rebuilt Cybertron is one long string of reminders that there’s so much we’ll never get back. Those are the moments that can send you to the washracks with your head in your hands, feeling like we haven’t accomplished anything at all. 

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Strange, I suddenly had this feeling that more cupcakes would be appropriate!  Actually, have a bunch, if you’re sharing them.  \o/

Thanks, Anonymous. I’m a little ashamed of how many of these we went through.

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I just want to say, for when you come to the last question and log off to leave us all alone; thank you for taking the time to come and talk to us, it has been really fun, and Cliffjumper is still dead. Goodnight.

There’s still a few left, but it’s been a fun little ride. Thanks for having me. You’re awful.

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a-good-distraction‌:

My bad, let me try again…

Come smoke with me, two-wheeler.

You know what? I’ll meet you in five kliks.

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Did you ever get to soak for a solar cycle in one of the oil baths?

Oh, Primus. I held off exactly long enough to let the construction crew who installed the bathhouse get the honor of that first soak. It wasn’t the finest oil, but it didn’t matter.

I think I might have blacked out a little.

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What about the sexual tension between you, Bulkhead, and Ultra Magnus then?

News to me. I can’t vouch for what Bulkhead and Ultra Magnus do when I’m not looking.

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a-good-distraction replied to your post: “So you like nickel, huh?”:

Ever lit it up with some copper?

Can’t say that I have.

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I think you’d like it.

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You know, for a second there, that sounded like an invitation.

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a-good-distraction replied to your post: “So you like nickel, huh?”:

Ever lit it up with some copper?

Can’t say that I have.

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I agree that everyone's overconcern for Bumblebee's love life is silly, he's a grown mech. I think people are just being uncharitable because his boyfriend has something of a reputation for... too many things to list.

If it’s not hurting Bee and it’s not hurting the settlement, I could care less what Bumblebee’s magic boyfriend does. 

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You could help us play matchmaker! Help get Bee his first three-way experience with two bots you know will take extra special care of him awwww

I think I need to scrub.

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A mound of greasy tentacles lace with turpentine.

Can stay right over there.

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*chinhands* Well, is there anyone on the settlement who you might fancy? :)

If that ever happens, I’ll be sure to enjoy my five seconds of peace before everyone knows about it.

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I can bring you Cliffjumper and Tailgate back from the dead. ／人◕‿‿◕人＼ Just make a contract with me and become a magical girl.

I don’t trust anything that smiles like that. Not in the bathhouse and not here.

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Fine, let's keep talking about Bee. What's up with the triangle of sexual tension between him, Wheeljack, and Knock Out?

How should I know? It’s none of my business.

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Has anyone ever walked in on *you?*

We’re talking about Bee right now.

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Are you part of the Walked in on Bumblebee and his Older Boyfriend Public Fragging club?

I don’t think so. If I’m wrong, let me just say that there’s zero need for Bee to correct me.