dipshit supreme

20+ years old • he/it • TME

[saw09]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[couchnapping]

In the beginning, the Ogre Blowjob Hells were spaced by twenty four weeks. Then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. The last one, in Sydney, was a week. In four days we could be seeing an Ogre Blowjob Hell every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. Reader, we should witness a double event within seven days...

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[undertheinfluencex1]

The most underrated act of kindness is letting people be. Let them mispronounce a word, talk too much about a show they love, or get excited about something you don't understand. Everyone got something that lights them up. let them shine, even if it's not your thing

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[loish]

It’s warm again and I’m craving the beach. But not just any beach. Specifically a beach with beautiful cliffs, crystal clear ice-cold water, and vibrant green algae. I don’t live near one of those so I will draw it instead 🌊

[powerburial]

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

[willabee]

hmph

[katelyn-danger]

Would y'all be willing to help a doll out with the hospital bill I got for hurting my dick and needing an MRI? No pressure, obv. Unless you're cis, in which case I'll take $20 please and thank you.

V: katelyn-danger

dm for pypl

[katelyn-danger]

If you ask niceys-style i'll throw in a picture of my swollen, plum-purple, blood-filled balls for free.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[phantomrose96]

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

[phantomrose96]

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif